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  • #16
    Quoth CrazedClerkthe2nd View Post
    I came here expecting an American Pie reference somewhere...
    We were singin'
    Byyyyye byyyye Miss American Pie,
    Throw my chevy to levy but the levy was dry,
    Them good ol' boys were drinkin whisky and rye,
    Singing "This'll be the day that I die...."
    The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

    Now queen of USSR-Land...

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    • #17
      *chuckles* Think that is the wrong American Pie
      Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.

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      • #18
        Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
        You have but one warning. There is no turning back. >.>
        Well, for you, perhaps. The rest of us can always just close the window/browser.

        Not that I imagine any of us would actually want to do so.

        Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
        SC: “C as in Charlie, W as in……......W”
        But... but... "Double-u" starts with a D...

        Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
        Do you taste toast?
        Does she smell fudge?

        Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
        SC: “Amy <Belch>”
        And how do you spell that?

        ^-.-^
        Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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        • #19
          For those who have seen the video, does the chorus really say "bad people aren't N******"?

          And GK, at least write down the epic end of the saga of MC Shake and Bake so that someday the archeologists can find it and try to understand that poor misunderstood rapper/singer/erm, whatever he was.

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          • #20
            Quoth Lady_Pigeon View Post
            For those who have seen the video, does the chorus really say "bad people aren't N******"?

            And GK, at least write down the epic end of the saga of MC Shake and Bake so that someday the archeologists can find it and try to understand that poor misunderstood rapper/singer/erm, whatever he was.
            The chorus is "Don't call me eskimo, black people aren't negros"

            I was forced to eliminate the epic saga in its entirety because a select few members on here risked my anonymity during it. Hence we no longer speak of it and I would perfer the speaking of it ending, please.

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            • #21
              Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
              Fiddlesticks

              Me: “And your zip code please, ma’am?”
              SC: “Oh gee whiz!”

              I shall assume that you do not recall it off hand. Well, gosh darn it all. Jiminy willikers, that’s a shame that is. Here I was wanting to send you your order and everything. Fiddlesticks! You’ll have to go back to Archie, Jughead and the rest of the gang and see if anyone knows the zip code for Riverdale offhand.




              Tech Support II

              SC: “Yes…..um….........actually…….......I was….........we were just….......well…......…my brother..........”

              What’s that girl? Timmy fell down a well?

              -.-
              Oh. My. GOD


              I just had to give myself a 30 second break from the phones at work here because I could nto stop giggling
              ALWAYS love reading your stuff and this was no exception. Seriously funny.

              And I am now back to giggling

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              • #22
                Me: “And your first name please, ma’am?”
                SC: “Amy <Belch>”

                Away with you, Aphrodite! I will not be tempted by your feminine wiles!
                how could you resist that siren call of a mating female walrus?
                look! it's ghengis khan!
                Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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                • #23
                  Quoth Gravekeeper View Post




                  The Art of Seduction

                  Me: “And your first name please, ma’am?”
                  SC: “Amy <Belch>”

                  Away with you, Aphrodite! I will not be tempted by your feminine wiles!
                  This would also be known as the Mating Call Of the Female Wisconsin Redneck.

                  Pill-bottle shaking accompaniment optional.
                  Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                  "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                  • #24
                    ABC's

                    Me: “Can you spell that please, ma’am?”
                    SC: “A as in Apple, C as in………………….ummm……………………………..”

                    Oh come on, that’s the easiest one. Everyone knows that one! How can you not get the C one?
                    Am I the only one who didn't think "cat" was the word you were referring to....?

                    *sigh* I've been reading this board too long...
                    When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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                    • #25
                      Quoth fireheart View Post
                      We were singin'
                      Byyyyye byyyye Miss American Pie,
                      Throw my chevy to levy but the levy was dry,
                      Them good ol' boys were drinkin whisky and rye,
                      Singing "This'll be the day that I die...."
                      Quoth Mytical View Post
                      *chuckles* Think that is the wrong American Pie
                      And this one time at band camp....

                      Oh my my this here Anakin guy
                      May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
                      And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
                      Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
                      "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
                      It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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                      • #26
                        I just sought out the video. Wow... just... Wow.

                        And, no, I couldn't make it to the chorus.

                        ^-.-^
                        Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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                        • #27
                          Wow. I did NOT remember this special episode of Northern Exposure. . . it's got a nice rhythm. . .shame the poor rapper didn't. . .

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                          • #28
                            Quoth Pagan View Post
                            And this one time at band camp....

                            Oh my my this here Anakin guy
                            May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
                            And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
                            Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
                            "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
                            Ya beat me to it ...


                            I love watching Palpatine pounding the ivories in the video!

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                            • #29
                              I got 30 seconds in and my brain wanted to go back to guam... I forced another 15... I just could not go any farther.. all I can say is it Reminds me of wayne brady making fun of colin mochrie on whose line. These guys make colin look like snoop dog.

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                              • #30
                                Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
                                Fiddlesticks

                                Me: “And your zip code please, ma’am?”
                                SC: “Oh gee whiz!”

                                I shall assume that you do not recall it off hand. Well, gosh darn it all. Jiminy willikers, that’s a shame that is. Here I was wanting to send you your order and everything. Fiddlesticks! You’ll have to go back to Archie, Jughead and the rest of the gang and see if anyone knows the zip code for Riverdale offhand.
                                There's no need to use profanity, Fallout Boy.

                                Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
                                Sad V is Sad

                                I passed one dude with his Guy Fawkes mask on this evening and a rather bland protest sign. Like all of his friends told him they were going out to protest, but it was just a prank and none of them showed up. So now he’s out there by himself, all sad and alone. Actually, it looked like he was heading home in a snit, mad at his friends. But too embarrassed to take off the mask and unable to hide the sign anywhere.
                                I think I may have seen a picture of this protester posted on Facebook. I think it was in response to the Wall Street protesters if I'm not mistaken.

                                Quoth fireheart View Post
                                We were singin'
                                Byyyyye byyyye Miss American Pie,
                                Throw my chevy to levy but the levy was dry,
                                Them good ol' boys were drinkin whisky and rye,
                                Singing "This'll be the day that I die...."
                                Quoth Pagan View Post
                                Oh my my this here Anakin guy
                                May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
                                And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
                                Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
                                "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
                                Damn it! Beat me to this!
                                To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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