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Too Much TMI...
I have notice a trend. Because people think that we are robots with no life, that we don't catch on to what your talking about no matter how personal. I have couple of examples:
Babies Daddies...
The next people in line were two male twenty somethings. I had just finished my customer and looked up at them to let them know I was ready. When I did, I saw that they were in their own little world talking. One of the guys said nervously: "She said she doesn't care what anyone says... Shes keeping the baby!"
Ooookkkk....
Momma and the condoms
I had a girl come through my line, saying she needed to wait because her friend is coming back with more stuff. Her phone rings...
Girl: I think my friend said that our other friend needed help picking out condoms for her son....
Me:
Unfortunatly for the sake of story telling, that it didn't turn out that way, that actually the mom was actually getting her son hygene products. But it was really uncomfortable for a while...
Then, the Mack Daddy,
Some older guy with gray hair probobly in his sixties comes into the store while I'm greeting at the door.
Me: Overworked and stressed
OG: Older Guy
OG: Hey, your two young to be a door greeter, thats MY job!
Me: *Just Smiles...Oh boy...*
He comes back about fifteen minutes later to leave...
OG: Hey, howd you hold my job up?
Me:*
Just fine sir
Its important to note that I had the great idea, because I am a freakin genius, to place myself inbetween two rows of carts, making sure to not block any of the carts from the customers. The OG blocks me in from any hope of escape...
He talks to me about local geography when his phone rings
OG: Oh! Someone actually wants to talk to me!*To many jokes...to little time...* I'm on my way, I'm leaving now...
He stares at me while on the phone when all of a sudden...
OG: So...sex after work? * WTF...he better not be talking to me*
I'm on my way.
He hangs up the phone and laughs...
OG: She hates it when I talk like that...*I bet*
All I could think to say is this...because I am the freakin genius I am...
Me: Have a good night sir...
OG: Oh you know I will! * EEEWWWWW...I'm gonna take a fifteen and vomit...*
*sigh, just...sigh*
Babies Daddies...
The next people in line were two male twenty somethings. I had just finished my customer and looked up at them to let them know I was ready. When I did, I saw that they were in their own little world talking. One of the guys said nervously: "She said she doesn't care what anyone says... Shes keeping the baby!"
Ooookkkk....Momma and the condoms
I had a girl come through my line, saying she needed to wait because her friend is coming back with more stuff. Her phone rings...
Girl: I think my friend said that our other friend needed help picking out condoms for her son....
Me:
Unfortunatly for the sake of story telling, that it didn't turn out that way, that actually the mom was actually getting her son hygene products. But it was really uncomfortable for a while...
Then, the Mack Daddy,
Some older guy with gray hair probobly in his sixties comes into the store while I'm greeting at the door.
Me: Overworked and stressed
OG: Older Guy
OG: Hey, your two young to be a door greeter, thats MY job!
Me: *Just Smiles...Oh boy...*
He comes back about fifteen minutes later to leave...
OG: Hey, howd you hold my job up?
Me:*
Just fine sir Its important to note that I had the great idea, because I am a freakin genius, to place myself inbetween two rows of carts, making sure to not block any of the carts from the customers. The OG blocks me in from any hope of escape...
He talks to me about local geography
when his phone ringsOG: Oh! Someone actually wants to talk to me!*To many jokes...to little time...* I'm on my way, I'm leaving now...
He stares at me while on the phone when all of a sudden...
OG: So...sex after work? *
WTF...he better not be talking to me*I'm on my way.
He hangs up the phone and laughs...
OG: She hates it when I talk like that...*I bet*
All I could think to say is this...because I am the freakin genius I am...
Me: Have a good night sir...
OG: Oh you know I will! * EEEWWWWW...I'm gonna take a fifteen and vomit...*
*sigh, just...sigh*
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