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  • #1

    "Very professional"

    ...I do believe some guy just called me on the phone and tried to proposition me...to come be his VOICE ACTOR.

    ...dear God what the hell.

    Me: -answers phone- Hello?

    Dude: Oh, I'm sorry, I think I have the wrong number.

    Me: Oh, it's okay, don't worry about. It happens all the time.

    Dude: ...you have a very nice voice.

    Me: ...thanks?

    Dude: Seriously, it's very professional. You should do voice acting.

    Me: Um. Okay.

    Dude: You know, I know some people who could help you get your start at that if you want. You really have a wonderful voice. Very professional.

    Me: Uh.

    Dude: What's your name, baby?

    Me: ......-hangs up-

    Please tell me that's as creepy as I think it is. WHY DO I ATTRACT SO MANY CREEPS.
    "Maybe the problem just went away...maybe it was the magical sniper fairy that comes and gives silenced hollow point rounds to people who don't eat their vegetables."
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  • #2
    ....WTB MystyGlyttyr's phone number.... <.<
    By popular request....I am now officially the Enemy of Normalcy.

    "What is unobtainium? To Seraph, it's a normal client. :P" -- Observant Friend

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    • #3
      Quoth Seraph View Post
      ....WTB MystyGlyttyr's phone number.... <.<
      As a game prize, right?
      I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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      • #4
        It was just kinda of... odd. Up until he called you baby. Then he veered right into creep territory.

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        • #5
          Yeah, up until "baby" it was just kind of this vague mix of amusing/annoying. After that it was "I NEED AN ADULT!"
          "Maybe the problem just went away...maybe it was the magical sniper fairy that comes and gives silenced hollow point rounds to people who don't eat their vegetables."

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          • #6
            Quoth dalesys View Post
            As a game prize, right?
            Oh, totally, totally. <.<

            And I'm totally curious now as to this "golden voice", LOL.
            By popular request....I am now officially the Enemy of Normalcy.

            "What is unobtainium? To Seraph, it's a normal client. :P" -- Observant Friend

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            • #7
              Common misconception, nobody attracts creeps.

              Creeps exist, and are creepy to EVERYONE.

              You just happened to be the next person he talked to after he was finished being creepy to the last one and he's already gone on to be a creep to someone else at this point

              What's amazing to me is these guys, and it's invariably guys, never get the hint that they're being creepy, which is why they continue.

              "Okay, the last 994 women I've put the moves on ran away screaming... but this next one has GOT to be the one! Wait, she rain off too? Man, what's wrong with women these days? I don't get chicks... Ooooh Oooooh, here comes another one, this one is SURE to be it!"

              I don't get it, I don't get it at all
              - They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.

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              • #8
                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raU9uDmZ3KQ <-- That's a link to me greeting some friends of mine from another game (also my cat Tinkerbell proving why she's not allowed around other people). Personally, I think my voice is terrible, it's kind of androgynous and the accent is not particularly clear (raised by northerner parents in the deep south), but eh.
                "Maybe the problem just went away...maybe it was the magical sniper fairy that comes and gives silenced hollow point rounds to people who don't eat their vegetables."

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                • #9
                  You do have a great voice, but creepy guy was creepy.
                  Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Argabarga View Post
                    Common misconception, nobody attracts creeps.
                    Creeps exist, and are creepy to EVERYONE.
                    QFT

                    Quoth Argabarga View Post
                    What's amazing to me is these guys. . . never get the hint that they're being creepy, which is why they continue.
                    I've wondered that too - especially since you would think that kind of behavior had to have had some success early on to become a conditioned response. But it's hard to imagine even ONE positive reaction, ever.

                    Quoth Argabarga View Post
                    ... and it's invariably guys....
                    Only 'cause there's another name for females who exhibit the same traits.

                    Sorry that creeper creeped you MG. And thanks for the link - made the story!

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                    • #11
                      Quoth MystyGlyttyr View Post
                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raU9uDmZ3KQ <-- That's a link to me greeting some friends of mine from another game (also my cat Tinkerbell proving why she's not allowed around other people). Personally, I think my voice is terrible, it's kind of androgynous and the accent is not particularly clear (raised by northerner parents in the deep south), but eh.
                      Agreed on the awesome voice, and I about snorted my drink when the kitty bit your hand. XD
                      By popular request....I am now officially the Enemy of Normalcy.

                      "What is unobtainium? To Seraph, it's a normal client. :P" -- Observant Friend

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