Well, I had an interesting experience with getting an ultrasound today.
Before anyone asks, no I'm not pregnant unless its invisible to the ultrasound techs, but I'd been having some issues with my woman bits and the doc needed a screening.
So I had to do the whole "drink water before your appointment and hold it in" blather which was interesting to say the least. At least unlike last time, I was doing the toilet dance only five minutes before my appointment, not 25 minutes before...
We get in, the tech sets me up and I get to see my bladder there in pretty black and white. Then the tech informs me that we need to do a trans vaginal ultrasound. Why? Because apparently my uterus decided to hide from the techs ultrasound wand and wasn't willing to show us anything. (I knew this had been the case before from my last one, but last time they hadn't done the trans vaginal ultrasound)
So I go through the process of getting set up for the trans vaginal ultrasound. For some reason, they had me lie on a "pillow" (felt more like a rock!). Then the tech couldn't get the wand in....she almost had it up my ass before the lady with her guided it in place.
Then my ovaries decided to play peekaboo and refused to cooperate. The tech almost had the wand vertical at one point, which is NOT comfortable let me tell you. We eventually get through the process of getting my ovaries sized up.
On the plus side, having the wand shoved up there wasn't as uncomfortable as I thought it would be. The tech reassured me that it would be like having a Pap test. This was MORE comfortable than having a Pap test!
Before anyone asks, no I'm not pregnant unless its invisible to the ultrasound techs, but I'd been having some issues with my woman bits and the doc needed a screening.
So I had to do the whole "drink water before your appointment and hold it in" blather which was interesting to say the least. At least unlike last time, I was doing the toilet dance only five minutes before my appointment, not 25 minutes before...
We get in, the tech sets me up and I get to see my bladder there in pretty black and white. Then the tech informs me that we need to do a trans vaginal ultrasound. Why? Because apparently my uterus decided to hide from the techs ultrasound wand and wasn't willing to show us anything. (I knew this had been the case before from my last one, but last time they hadn't done the trans vaginal ultrasound)
So I go through the process of getting set up for the trans vaginal ultrasound. For some reason, they had me lie on a "pillow" (felt more like a rock!). Then the tech couldn't get the wand in....she almost had it up my ass before the lady with her guided it in place.
Then my ovaries decided to play peekaboo and refused to cooperate. The tech almost had the wand vertical at one point, which is NOT comfortable let me tell you. We eventually get through the process of getting my ovaries sized up.
On the plus side, having the wand shoved up there wasn't as uncomfortable as I thought it would be. The tech reassured me that it would be like having a Pap test. This was MORE comfortable than having a Pap test!
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