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Quoth Jester View PostTHE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!!!
Quoth Jester View PostAs an American, I'd like to justify my omission of drop bears on the basis that I haven't the foggiest idea what the hell they are.
Quoth emax4 View PostSince the customer is always right, I say go back to Wal mart, buy something to make yourself a customer, then have the manager fired.I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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Quoth emax4 View PostSince the customer is always right, I say go back to Wal mart, buy something to make yourself a customer, then have the manager fired.
The downside to what Jester said is that it isn't even economic good sense most of the time to fire someone on a Cussedtomer's say-so. Beyond the legal costs of defending themselves against the few who contest such things, there's the termination pay, and the intrinsic costs of training a new employee. It's just plain stupid.
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Quoth Jester View PostOh, I'm sure I missed a few. I mean, when you stop to think about it, the world is a scary place with lots of things to be fearful of....El Paso,
Quoth Jester View PostBrian Urlacher
That also leads to - Being an Aggie (NMSU) surrounded by the "dullards up north", aka, UNM fans.
And I'd like to add - digging a mesquite thorn out of your leg. Happened about 35 years ago, I still have a scar.It's floating wicker propelled by fire!
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Quoth Pagan View PostThat also leads to - Being an Aggie (NMSU) surrounded by the "dullards up north", aka, UNM fans.
Though the stereotypes were reversed. One of my favorite Texas Aggie jokes went:
Q: How do you get an Aggie off your front porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
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Quoth Jay 2K Winger View PostI had to remind myself that not all "Aggies" are from Texas A&M.
My dad shot another cheerleader at a Aggie pep rally... The target deserved it... He was impersonating a Ute... Though my dad didn't know it, he was also a cousin of dad's future wife...I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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Quoth Jester View PostEwe stop that right now! Mutton's worse than bad puns! So be a good little lamb, and stop shearing with the class, wool you please? Thanks!
Don't sweater it, though...It could have been worsted, our esteemed OP could have gotten fired because of a jacquard-ass customer who was irate at being asked for ID, even though we all know that you gotta cardigan if they're under a certain apparent age, repeat custy or no..."For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
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Quoth sms001 View PostBrilliant!
The downside to what Jester said is that it isn't even economic good sense most of the time to fire someone on a Cussedtomer's say-so. Beyond the legal costs of defending themselves against the few who contest such things, there's the termination pay, and the intrinsic costs of training a new employee. It's just plain stupid.
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