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What's the bird you most associated with love?
A swallow.
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Phone goes.
"I've just been to the hospital and they say I'm incontinent!"
"That's awful. Where are you ringing from?"
"The waist down."
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So, I'm making breakfast on Sunday morning. The bacon's on the grill, eggs are sizzling in the pan, and there's a knock on the door. It's a Jehovah's Witness, standing there in his mac and holding a brieface. "Can I talk to you about something very important?" It's chucking it down, so I invite him in.
"Sit down! Get in out of the rain!" I tell him, bringing him through to the front room. "I'm just making breakfast. Fancy a cup of tea?"
"I'd love one," he says.
"Bacon sandwich? I've got plenty."
"That would be wonderful!"
I make the sandwich and tea and bring them in to the front room for him. "Now then, you wanted to talk to me about something. What was it?"
"I don't know - I've never got this far before!"
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Rapscallion
A swallow.
************
Phone goes.
"I've just been to the hospital and they say I'm incontinent!"
"That's awful. Where are you ringing from?"
"The waist down."
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So, I'm making breakfast on Sunday morning. The bacon's on the grill, eggs are sizzling in the pan, and there's a knock on the door. It's a Jehovah's Witness, standing there in his mac and holding a brieface. "Can I talk to you about something very important?" It's chucking it down, so I invite him in.
"Sit down! Get in out of the rain!" I tell him, bringing him through to the front room. "I'm just making breakfast. Fancy a cup of tea?"
"I'd love one," he says.
"Bacon sandwich? I've got plenty."
"That would be wonderful!"
I make the sandwich and tea and bring them in to the front room for him. "Now then, you wanted to talk to me about something. What was it?"
"I don't know - I've never got this far before!"
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Rapscallion
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