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...it's even bad for random passers-by.
Three dead guys met at the gates of Heaven and while waiting for St Peter to do his thing, they got talking about how they died.
The first guy: "I thought my wife was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch her in the act. I found her naked, but couldn't find the other guy. I searched our entire apartment but nothing. Then I looked out the window and down and saw the bastard running away from the building. So I picked up the fridge and dropped it on him. That put too much strain on my heart and I died."
The second guy: "I was running late for work. There I was, running out of my apartment building when out of nowhere this fridge landed on me and squashed me flat."
Third guy: "There I was, in the refridgerator, waiting for the light to come on, when all of a sudden..."
Three dead guys met at the gates of Heaven and while waiting for St Peter to do his thing, they got talking about how they died.
The first guy: "I thought my wife was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch her in the act. I found her naked, but couldn't find the other guy. I searched our entire apartment but nothing. Then I looked out the window and down and saw the bastard running away from the building. So I picked up the fridge and dropped it on him. That put too much strain on my heart and I died."
The second guy: "I was running late for work. There I was, running out of my apartment building when out of nowhere this fridge landed on me and squashed me flat."
Third guy: "There I was, in the refridgerator, waiting for the light to come on, when all of a sudden..."