Today I decided I am leaving the wireless industry. This is the only industry I know of in which people can be this stupid and still be allowed to sign contracts. I will still put together part 3, but for now I would like to share this story of abject stupidity.
Me: Welcome to blah, how can I help you?
Sc: Why is my bill so high?
Me: I don't have a clue, as I don't know who you or or if you even have an account with us
SC: My phone number is blah blah blah....
Me: (Interrupting) Mam, there isn't a computer anywhere near me, I need to actually get to one before I can look up your account.
...walks to pc....
Sc: I need you to fix my bill
Me: That would be a challenge, as I have no ability to credit accounts
Sc: Let me speak to your manager
Me: Hello! How may I help you?
Sc: *Blank stare*
Me: That means that I'm the manager....
Sc: oh
Me: anyway, have you called customer service, sp epically the billing department concerning this issue?
Sc: why would I need to do that, I'm right here.
Me: So what you are asking is why you would need to contact the billing department to resolve a billing issue, rather than contacting the sales channel? I think the answer lies in the question.
Sc: You're being rude
Me: Probably, but it would make sense to call billing rather than talking to me wouldn't it? Not only can I not doing anything about this, but I also can only pull up the bill that you are carrying. Also, and just to clarify, this store is not the billing department.
Sc: Fine I'll call the billing department, you've been of no help.
Me: well mam, as we went over...literally seconds ago, I cannot be of help on this matter.
Ok so I'm typing this and she's sitting in my store, on the phone with customer service. Which, I can't imagine why she wouldn't do this at home.
I realize my brain to mouth filter was turned off for this interaction. Still though, it is due to me not even caring anymore. I've had it.
The wireless Sc's part 3 is coming, when I get some time
Me: Welcome to blah, how can I help you?
Sc: Why is my bill so high?
Me: I don't have a clue, as I don't know who you or or if you even have an account with us
SC: My phone number is blah blah blah....
Me: (Interrupting) Mam, there isn't a computer anywhere near me, I need to actually get to one before I can look up your account.
...walks to pc....
Sc: I need you to fix my bill
Me: That would be a challenge, as I have no ability to credit accounts
Sc: Let me speak to your manager
Me: Hello! How may I help you?
Sc: *Blank stare*
Me: That means that I'm the manager....
Sc: oh
Me: anyway, have you called customer service, sp epically the billing department concerning this issue?
Sc: why would I need to do that, I'm right here.
Me: So what you are asking is why you would need to contact the billing department to resolve a billing issue, rather than contacting the sales channel? I think the answer lies in the question.
Sc: You're being rude
Me: Probably, but it would make sense to call billing rather than talking to me wouldn't it? Not only can I not doing anything about this, but I also can only pull up the bill that you are carrying. Also, and just to clarify, this store is not the billing department.
Sc: Fine I'll call the billing department, you've been of no help.
Me: well mam, as we went over...literally seconds ago, I cannot be of help on this matter.
Ok so I'm typing this and she's sitting in my store, on the phone with customer service. Which, I can't imagine why she wouldn't do this at home.
I realize my brain to mouth filter was turned off for this interaction. Still though, it is due to me not even caring anymore. I've had it.
The wireless Sc's part 3 is coming, when I get some time
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