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"I couldn't get my mouth open."
"I bet your boyfriend isn't happy about that."
"I bet your boyfriend isn't happy about that."
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This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
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"You were raised Catholic - don't you feel any guilt?"
"No, not a bit!""I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
-Mira FurlanComment
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"He wanted us to come in the rear."This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.Comment
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"I don't want to hear about T's balls."
"You people are sick."This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.Comment
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"Six inches wouldn't make that much of a difference."This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.Comment
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Liam Neesons knees son....Liam Neesons knees on his niece on a Nissan...Comment
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*from the work order log* "Deliver Flog"Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.Comment
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"I'm just sitting here, like, fuckin' the dog!""I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
-Mira FurlanComment
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"Jesus pelvic-thrusting Christ!"Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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This was posted in the wrong board.Comment
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"This company is the Titanic, and we are Steerage."Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not even sure about the universe.
--attributed to Albert EinsteinComment
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'Not yet, but you can go ahead and touch it'
'I'm gonna follow you around and blow it'Comment
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"We can't use this photo. If it's the guy on top you want, you can't even see his face."When you start at zero, everything's progress.Comment
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"We should all go stand on the corner and cheer."
"I gave it [sarcasm] up for lent.""I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
-Mira FurlanComment
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"And then she flashed me."Comment
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