Seraph, I don't do it on PURPOSE!!
Also, had another one!! Older student, as in MUCH older. nontraditional transfer student, looks to be in his 50s-60s. Came in twice today, asking about books for classes he was going to attempt to register for. He claimed he had financial aid to cover them, so I explained the financial aid voucher process, the books, buying vs. renting, etc, etc. Spent a good 45 minutes with him each time, walking him through how it works on this particular campus. The second time he leaves, He thanks me.
Fifteen minutes later. FIFTEEN. I get a phone call. It's this guy, asking if i was the big girl who sat at the desk the whole time. (holy fucking gods, REALLY?? My workstation is at the reg counter, yes, but ya know what? I get shit done AND I help people...Urg!!)
Anyways, I said Yes, I was the person who helped him, and the following conversation occurs:
Him: yeah, i was asking about books for these 2 classes?
Me: Yes, sir, I remember you, how can I help you?
Him: You forgot to give me the ISBN numbers!! I need them to get them online
Me: (Financial aid my...ugh...) <Gives him the spiel about not providing that information, etc, etc, go to website!>
Him: But...you forgot them.
Me: No sir, I didn't. WE don't provide that in store, it's information you can find for yourself easily, using the sources I've already mentioned.
Him: But you never told me the website!
Me: ...check the pink post it note...
Him: ...OH!! Ok, thanks, I guess.
It has only just begun, I'm sure...