couples and crazies and creepers, oh my! (Lupo's Shopping Shenanigans pt 11 million)

[dalesys]

Oh dear god the PUNS.....the PUNS....

*grabs the radishes*

Bring on the stropping young 'dishes!

[Treasure]

1 - "Lupo's shopping....." caused me to Squee!
2 - red bra/blue bra - I got the Matrix too...

3 - bodyguard fund - also torn, not sure if I want her protected for her sake, or left to fend for herself for our reading pleasure...

as for the Starbucks couple - there is a right and a wrong way to PDA - they were doing it wrong; you can be discreet and still be "over the top".... maybe its just easier for me, after all I'm 4'10", and he's 6'+.... *ahem, moving on*

the giggling teenagers trying on bras - well, sorry, but my sister and I are guilty of the same, even now - though its usually more along the lines of " ~snerk~ NO!" or "ohmigah NO!" or "Oh thats.... disappointing, it was cute, its not doing nice things to you though" but we've also done the "yer just jealous" thing too...

and lastly, the way you handled Creepy McCreeperton - WIN! yay for the pwnage!

[Andara Bledin]

Is it wrong I wish to see this? The problem would be me giggling and bouncing after I saw you do that.

You and me both, Squeaks.

^-.-^

[PepperElf]

*/hands lupo a nice big can of pepper/dye spray*

[Kogarashi]

*/hands lupo a nice big can of pepper/dye spray*

Incapacitate and mark them at the same time?

[Amethyst Hunter]

Lupo-we need to get you a crucifix, holy water, a wooden stake, garlic, silver bullets...

I think we need to go full-out exorcism at this rate. D:

That bra guy...

[fireheart]

Since someone mentioned the matrix....

You take the blue bra, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red bra, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

[wagegoth]

Lupo, if I ever visit Texas, I want to go shopping with you. We can pretend I'm your mom, and I will record everything to post on youtube.

[Pagan]

Lupo-we need to get you a crucifix, holy water, a wooden stake, garlic, silver bullets...

And a blanket restraining order!!!

Annnnnnnnd....a whip!

[fireheart]

Annnnnnnnd....a whip!

What?

[Victory Sabre]

Annnnnnnnd....a whip!

What?

That would be way too hot.

Sorry you had to deal with such a creeper while shopping for undergarments. There's just no excuse for that behavior. I hope he gets what he deserves.

[dalesys]

I hope he gets what he deserves.

He gets to wear the red bra and the blue bra...



In his jail cell.

[ZedOmega]

Lupo-we need to get you a crucifix, holy water, a wooden stake, garlic, silver bullets...

And a blanket restraining order!!!

Annnnnnnnd....a whip!

If it weren't for that 'blanket restraining order' thing, I could almost swear that was the longest setup for the oddest Castlevania reference in history. Just imagine if legal documents were in the Belmonts' arsenal.

As far as the Lupo's Shopping Trip Bodyguard idea goes, I'll volunteer. I've got a rifle, a pair of sparring gloves, a wooden sword and enough berserk buttons at this point to build a keyboard from scratch.

[Bramble]

...

Ok. That's it. I'm starting a Lupo's Shopping Trip Bodyguard fund. Who wants to chip in, and does anyone have recommendations for who we should hire?

Meh I'll just bring my heavy baseball bat Mr. Wood and thwack everyone with it If you give me an axe I'll be even happier to do it

[ApolloSZ]

He gets to wear the red bra and the blue bra... In his jail cell.

In that getup he'll be hearing "You got a preety mouf"

Since someone mentioned the matrix....

As for you! Nooooo.... I.... but.... nuuuuuuu, bad Apollo. Man did my mind go places.



On an entirely unrelated note, anyone seen that captioned pic with the blue/red pill scene, and he asks "What if I take them both?"