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  • The crocodile enclosure

    Trevor and his wife are at the crocodile enclosure at the zoo.

    "These crocodiles are the most vicious man-eaters on earth," the guide explains. "The odds of jumping in this pool and surviving for just 60 seconds are a million to one."

    Suddenly there's a gasp from the crowd as Trevor splashes in the water. They watch in awe as he paddles past each croc before climbing out of the pool unscafed. The crowd erupts into cheers.

    "That was incredibly brave of you!" the astonished guide says. "Did you do that just to impress your wife?"

    "Are you kidding?!" Trevor splutters. "She's the one who pushed me in!"
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