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    One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me.

    I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from an accident.

    Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was
    one of my favorite toys.

    Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I
    brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several
    cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home.

    My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of
    tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' My Mom waited, and sure
    enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she
    watches him drink it up.

    Then she says (as only a mother would know)...

    "Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water
    is the toilet?"

    When you start at zero, everything's progress.

  • #2
    Quoth MoonCat View Post
    "Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water
    is the toilet?"
    "A Bucolic unpretentious vintage..."
    I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
    Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
    Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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    • #3
      Quoth MoonCat View Post
      she
      watches him drink it up.
      Then she says (as only a mother would know wife with perfect comedic timing can)...
      ftfy. Cute story MoonCat.

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      • #4
        When your dog or cat licks your face, just remember where they may have been drinking.
        This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

        I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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        • #5
          Quoth catcul View Post
          When your dog or cat licks your face, just remember where they may have been drinking.
          Or what they may have been licking.
          "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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