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    What's the difference between an SUV and a golf ball?























    Tiger woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards!
    "I've found that when you want to know the truth about someone, that someone is probably the last person you should ask." - House

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    Well, that was quick...
    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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    • #3
      Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
      Well, that was quick...
      I try. Wanted to get that out there before it became common already.
      "I've found that when you want to know the truth about someone, that someone is probably the last person you should ask." - House

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      • #4
        After I read this joke yesterday, I sent it to Al Lowe who has a Joke of the Day mailing list, CyberJoke 3000.
        He included it in today's jokes. That's the fastest turnaround I've seen on a joke I've sent him (assuming he used my submission and not someone else's).
        "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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        • #5
          As much as I hate hearing about Tiger Woods and his love life, this joke made me laugh. Some people will find it offensive; you've been warned.

          What does Tiger Woods and a baby seal have in common?

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          They've both been clubbed by a Swede.


          I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes

          Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!

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          • #6
            One my coworker told me today:

            What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?


            highlight for the answer:

            >>Santa stops at three Hos.<<

            I don't go in for ancient wisdom
            I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
            It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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