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    SC in this context stands for Stupid.
    Blonde girl from the tanning salon next door comes over to send a fax. I take the papers and run them through, everything goes fine. I hand them back to her, and she looks at them like, "wtf?"

    Me: That will be two-fifty, please.
    SC: Uh, yeah but did you fax them?
    Me: Yes, they went through just fine. Here is the confirmation sheet.
    SC: But I'm holding them in my hand!

    ...

    Way to encourage a stereotype.

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    "Yes you are holding them in your hand. The only people who have been able to successfully use a telephone line for teleportation were in The Matrix. And that was just a movie. And on top of that, it wasn't EVEN A "REAL" PLACE IN THE MOVIE WHERE THEY COULD USE IT!"

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    • #3
      Quoth elysia View Post
      SC: But I'm holding them in my hand!
      "Oh I'm sorry! Let me put them in the real fax machine."
      *Stuffs papers into garbage can*
      "That'll be two-fifty."
      Excuse me, good sir paladin, can you direct me to your EVIL district?

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      • #4
        Quoth Apathy View Post
        "Oh I'm sorry! Let me put them in the real fax machine."
        *Stuffs papers into garbage can*
        "That'll be two-fifty."
        We all know they'll see through that, run it through the shredder instead!
        A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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        • #5
          Well I never knew how a fax worked when until I was 8... or so. I can still see that somepeople really do see it as a teleporation device still, not just a very primative email device.
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          • #6
            Quoth Lachrymose View Post
            "Yes you are holding them in your hand. The only people who have been able to successfully use a telephone line for teleportation were in The Matrix. And that was just a movie. And on top of that, it wasn't EVEN A "REAL" PLACE IN THE MOVIE WHERE THEY COULD USE IT!"
            You are wrong. It was done successfully in a Superman TV show. The episode was The Phoney Alibi which aired on May 3, 1957.
            "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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            • #7
              Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
              You are wrong. It was done successfully in a Superman TV show. The episode was The Phoney Alibi which aired on May 3, 1957.
              Goshdaggit...

              Fine, YOU come up with something better to say to the SC.

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              • #8
                how about explaining how it actually works, you could make her head explode

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