How NOT to return a movie

[Samaliel]

Nobody ever questionned the actions of the ants. We're questionning the actions of people. Ants are repitable for being sensible. People, not so much.

[BlaqueKatt]

I vote for hamster pee.

Hamsters don't pee much-and it doesn't actually smell bad unless it sits for a while in their cage, fermenting in the bedding-heck my mice* hardly smell at all.


*Pudgemouse(real name Oreo-cutest mouse on the planet-no really he is)
Tinymouse(real name Caramel-not so cute as pudge-but still cute-he's also a hermaphrodite mousie)
They were feeder mice-that the pet store lady was happy I wasn't feeding her "cow-mice" to anything as she for some reason felt only white or grey mice should be feeders and the spotted "cow-mice" were pets.

[crazylegs]

We once had some idiot drive past and throw a jar of poop at our building.

We've had a chap concoct a delightful mixture of his own fecal matter and urine, locate the resulting concoction into a spray bottle then walk around a couple of supermarkets and spray random stock...

*That* was a fun afternoon...

[Kalga]

Wasn't it NightAngel who posted about a returned video with cockroaches in it?

It wouldn't surprise me if someone peed on it, let their pet pee on it (or kid for that matter), or did gosh knows what with it and then returned it out of spite.

I remember that!

I believe it was. Pretty sure it was. May be in War Stories, come to think of it. Doubt it though.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

We've had a chap concoct a delightful mixture of his own fecal matter and urine, locate the resulting concoction into a spray bottle then walk around a couple of supermarkets and spray random stock...

*That* was a fun afternoon...

Somebody needs a time out in a padded room away from sharp objects.

[Kalga]

Me: Of course you didn't ... how could you when you cracked it in half? Sucks to be you then, cause I'm charging you for the full amount that we paid for the DVD, plus a $5 processing fee AND the overdue fines ($1/day). Have a lovely day!

Wow. That's pretty nice compared to where I used to work. It was a 10 dollar processing, and 2 dollars a day. And normally, if you return a DVD in this condition, it's late some time. So...if they return a DVD like that, it's 20 to buy a new one, 10 processing, and say...5 days late...another 10.

40 bucks because you were lazy and un-responsible.

Whenever I loose something, first thing I do is admit I lost it, pay. Because if I do find it, I get reinforced. Not that bad a deal.

[ditchdj]

Actually if you wanted to clean that DVD and keep it for yourself just immerse it in bleach, perferably in a well-ventilated place. The chlorine will combine with the components of the urine and form chloramines gases (you know, those strong, stinging chlorine fumes that you sometimes smell at an indoor public pool) that will simply evaporate away. Works great too in cleaning and eliminating those urinary messes your pet may like to do on one of you hard floors.

[Sorianna]

We've had a chap concoct a delightful mixture of his own fecal matter and urine, locate the resulting concoction into a spray bottle then walk around a couple of supermarkets and spray random stock...

*That* was a fun afternoon...

Oh. Oh Gods.

I don't exactly have a sensitive stomach when it comes to the written word, but... eew. Who the hell does that? And why?

[edible_hat]

Actually if you wanted to clean that DVD and keep it for yourself just immerse it in bleach, perferably in a well-ventilated place. The chlorine will combine with the components of the urine and form chloramines gases (you know, those strong, stinging chlorine fumes that you sometimes smell at an indoor public pool) that will simply evaporate away. Works great too in cleaning and eliminating those urinary messes your pet may like to do on one of you hard floors.

Just one problem - bleach (well the one I tried it with anyway, after hearing about it) eats away the layers on the discs. So you end up with a nice clear plastic disc containing no information and a bunch of silvery flakes.

[Buglady]

If anyone else (goodness I hope not) runs into a similar problem - go to your local pet supply and ask for Nature's Miracle. It's an enzyme-based cleaner that completely neutralizes urine and other odors. It comes in a spray bottle and also in a powder form that is partly sawdust. The powder works great for blotting up really gross things like vomit. You pour a layer of it on the mess, leave it for half an hour, and then you can just use a dustpan to sweep up the now non-smelly stuff.

[crazylegs]

Oh. Oh Gods.

I don't exactly have a sensitive stomach when it comes to the written word, but... eew. Who the hell does that? And why?

Dunno, but the first supermarket took over an hour to report it to the police...

[South Texan]

Maybe she peed on it herself.

Maybe it was Dog Pee?

From how well Blckroses described this woman and her attitude, I got a distinct image of a certain term for a female dog while reading the original story. The juxtaposition of those two possibilities therefore seems logical to me.

[Plaidman]

http://www.customerssuck.com/board/s...ead.php?t=5842

Above link is for the Nightangel cockroach story. Quite possibly one of the grossest stories I've heard from her.

[depechemodefan]

We had homeless guys crap in the aisles in the library. Then there was this homeless guy taking a dump right against the library building, gettin crap on himself.

The guards tell me of finding piles of human doo on the plaza in the morning.