Mmmm delicious cow. Eating too much cow is why my thighs rub together when I walk.
Thankfully, the worst "tip" I ever got was an angry rejected guy and a dirty diaper.
When I was younger, I was much more tempermental and didn't react to anyone saying something I didn't like well. Nowadays, I take all kinds of mental abuse from my mentally deranged coworkers.
You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth