Goody Cakes and the Jordanian Diplomat

[DGoddessChardonnay]

*with something to add*
Talking about TRPS in kara's post...
I now think they want to chain you to a bed in a tiny speedo... then molest you

Make sure you post the video on YouTube for our viewing pleasure.

[Pagan]

See that? I am full of Win and Awesome. Oh yes.


SC: "Yes, hi, I need some help. I'm being accused but I'm a diplomat! I went to conference in 79. That gave me equal status to a diplomat! They can't accuse me."
Me: "Er, alright…are you in custody?"
SC: "No, but they're accusing me. They're saying I'm a terrorist!
Me: "Well, I can't help you this evening if you're not actually in custody."
SC: "But I'm a diplomat! I need help from America."
Me: "Are you an American citizen?"
SC: "No, I'm Jordanian."

GK, has it taken you this long to realize something that all of us here knew already?

Does the Jordanian idiot realize that attending a conference in 1979 does not a diplomat make? And why the hell does he think the US is going to help him?

I, too, have been greatly disappointed in Taco Bell. Fourth meal just isn't enough for me...
*note: I'm not a huge fan of Mexican food and if I'm going to eat it, it's going to be in a real restaurant that can bring me yummy hot fajitas still sizzling on an iron skillet. I don't believe I have ever eaten at Taco Bell except for the tortilla chips and cheese-like sauce.

BE, you really, really need to make a trip to New Mexico. We will feed you not only great Mexican food, but will also feed you great New Mexican cuisine as well. With many, many margaritas to wash it down!

I have to say that I do miss the chili-cheese burritos from Taco Smell. That's about the only thing I'll get there.

[Gravekeeper]

No no, girls. He stays north of the 49.

BusBus has complete home field advantage already. =p

[Gawdzillers]

This title has inspired me.
To write a song.
I will call this song: Goody Cakes And The Jordanian Diplomat.
Of course.

[BusBus]

BusBus has complete home field advantage already. =p

That's a pretty tough advantage to beat Give it up, ladies.

[Sliceanddice]

That's a pretty tough advantage to beat Give it up, ladies.

Graveyard,
We have the better weather for teenie... tiny... bikinis....
I see them all the time... i have enough to share...

[Gravekeeper]

Graveyard,
We have the better weather for teenie... tiny... bikinis....
I see them all the time... i have enough to share...

Doesn't work, I'm immune to the stun status effect, remember. Plus I have evolved beyond my more primitive male brethren. The bikinis, they do nothing. Besides that means its hotter there. I'm a polar bear. Heat = bad. I live up here in my igloo with my dog sled team.

Now if there's a lot of intelligent women around there, maybe. But I have enough trouble just finding other intelligent human beings on a daily basis.

[MinimaMagistra]

I too had disappointments in life, however I do not believe I can equate any of them with low quality Mexican cousine prepared by white high school students earning gas money.

I protest! Yes, they have little in the way of class, but if they DO mess up your order and you can't politely get them to fix it, it's seriously only a buck or two that you're out. Also, I'm vegitarian. I can get pretty much ANYTHING on their menu if I say the words "beans instead of beef." Also, I was end-of-the-school-year generous and bought full meals for four people. For seventeen bucks.

Er, ok. Well, if you catch Carmen Santiago, let me know.

Where, in time, is Carmen Sandiego?
Stop, her crime, and solve this mystery.
Tell me where, in time, is Carmen Sandiego?
We're on the case and we're chasing her through history.

I'm a PBS kid. No, seriously. I know the "Gumshoos, we salute you" and everything. Played every single one of the games. I want Carmen's coat.

SC: "Oh, I like that, Gravekeeper."

So... Gravekeeper... I take it you have a sexy voice? The women, they call you, and... <touching tongue to top lip> They need your help... <biting lip> because they know you have the power... <slicking hands up body> you're like an animal... <chest heaving> all the women, they want you... <tiny whimpers in the back of the throat> because your voice is so... <gasp> hot.

[Rapscallion]

So... Gravekeeper... I take it you have a sexy voice? The women, they call you, and... <touching tongue to top lip> They need your help... <biting lip> because they know you have the power... <slicking hands up body> you're like an animal... <chest heaving> all the women, they want you... <tiny whimpers in the back of the throat> because your voice is so... <gasp> hot.

www.customerssuck.com/media/gravekeeper/death.mp3

www.customerssuck.com/media/gravekeeper/Jesus.mp3

www.customerssuck.com/media/gravekeeper/theprank.mp3

Decide for yourself.

Rapscallion

[BusBus]

Now if there's a lot of intelligent women around there, maybe. But I have enough trouble just finding other intelligent human beings on a daily basis.

Owch.......

[Killer Bees]

Your posts crack me up. I can imagine that kitty in your avatar picture saying those sarcastic things

[Gravekeeper]

Owch.......

Shush, I've never met you. =p

You should know first hand the slack jawed street ewoks that prowl Granville. You live here, you've seen them!

Your posts crack me up. I can imagine that kitty in your avatar picture saying those sarcastic things

Its my favorite avatar so far. The expression perfectly fits my mood when I'm at work.

[Sliceanddice]

Gravekeeper you have to be nicer to your minions.
Im sure they can revolt if need be.

[Broomjockey]

Gravekeeper you have to be nicer to your minions.
Im sure they can revolt if need be.

But I thought the whole point of having minions was to be able to crush their spirit? Geez, hardly seems worth the effort. If I have to treat them nicely, I'll just get followers instead. Or maybe some cohorts.

[Gravekeeper]

Gravekeeper you have to be nicer to your minions.
Im sure they can revolt if need be.

I don't want Granville street ewoks as minions! ><

Whats the point of minions that can't accomplish a single thing I task them with? Most of them are barely walking a straight line out there at 11pm. The only purpose any of them could possible serve would be as an example to the other minions after I shove them into the badger pit.