GROSS SHIT COMING UP. DO NOT READ BEFORE, DURING OR SHORTLY AFTER EATING. YOU WERE WARNED.
LAST CHANCE TO BAIL.
Sometime over the weekend, a guy was shopping at the swamp. Suddenly the guys down in his stomach decided there were things there they didn't like, and they decided to send them back up.
He made a mad dash for the door.
He didn't quite make it.
Great plume of puke all over an endcap of checkout candy. He also tossed his cookies on some small Easter Basket trinkets and on some of those plastic Eco Cups we have way too damn many of.
I'm told it was quite an impressive sight.
The checkout candy was all claimed out and tossed, but the Easter basket trinkets and cups have to go back to the return center for credit. But the folks down at the return center don't want to handle other people's stomach contents, even if it is quintuple or sextuple-bagged, so I tossed the items and made up labels to go in the box of defective merchandise. It's our way of letting them know "hey, this stuff is technically salvage, but it got thrown up on, so we threw it out. Just letting you know how much we had to get rid of."
And this was supposed to be my weekend to work! Finally I caught a bit of a break.
LAST CHANCE TO BAIL.
Sometime over the weekend, a guy was shopping at the swamp. Suddenly the guys down in his stomach decided there were things there they didn't like, and they decided to send them back up.
He made a mad dash for the door.
He didn't quite make it.
Great plume of puke all over an endcap of checkout candy. He also tossed his cookies on some small Easter Basket trinkets and on some of those plastic Eco Cups we have way too damn many of.
I'm told it was quite an impressive sight.
The checkout candy was all claimed out and tossed, but the Easter basket trinkets and cups have to go back to the return center for credit. But the folks down at the return center don't want to handle other people's stomach contents, even if it is quintuple or sextuple-bagged, so I tossed the items and made up labels to go in the box of defective merchandise. It's our way of letting them know "hey, this stuff is technically salvage, but it got thrown up on, so we threw it out. Just letting you know how much we had to get rid of."
And this was supposed to be my weekend to work! Finally I caught a bit of a break.
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