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Quoth Canadian In Maine View PostDuring the winter months my cat, like the one pictured in my avatar, develops static cling in the worst way. My co-worker and I (we are both British) were discussing the dilemma one day.
Me: My pussy has static cling again.
CW: You should just shave your pussy.
Boss (unseen from behind a curtain): What the fuck are you two discussing???
Wasn't long before she got the nickname of Pussy Galore for those days.Mytical: A SC? Make a mistake? Oh goodness no. Must have been the little pink men from the planet parsley in the butternut galaxy. We all know that SC's could NEVER make mistakes.
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Me: I have a new tattoo right here. *points to shoulder*
Supervisor: Let me see! *grabs shirt and starts pulling on collar*
Me: Yeah, you can't rip my shirt off up front, come in the back office with me.
New girl: Oh god, I have to WORK with you people??
(we go in the back)
(In front of the desk manager and a bellman)
Me: You have to rip my clothes off back HERE, *name*.
Desk manager and bellman: WHAT."Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages." - Terry Pratchett
Emissary of Minong - my blog and its Facebook page
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Quoth dalesys View PostJunior High School History: "Prehistoric man carried a club to beat off wild animals.""Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages." - Terry Pratchett
Emissary of Minong - my blog and its Facebook page
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