21st Century Complaint - Drunk Texts

[wagegoth]

My ex has been drunk texting me. He is so unbearably clueless.

[cashierbex]

I am shocked I don't look like an ass drunk texting people. Or going on Facebook drunk. Its rare that I get wasted. Last time it was a bit after New Years. St Patrick's day, I was buzzed.

[Becks]

I never get drunk texts anymore.

*sigh*

[ApolloSZ]

Becks - Dunk your phone in a glass of booze!

I've never drunk txted someone. Tipsy texted sure, when I had enough drink to not be a fraidy cat around one particular person I liked alot

But due to a combination of Iron guts (tm), Mutant Immune System (tm) and High tolerance for Alcamahol (tm) I can enjoy enough drink (i.e. I dont drink to excess) without getting "WHY U LEAVE ME NAO?" on exe's.




That and I delete their number
Wage - were they atleast entertaining texts?

[wagegoth]

Wage - were they atleast entertaining texts?

Sadly, just a new version of "we can make it work, " crossed with "you are a fucking hateful bitch." And he wonders why we're not together.

[Soulstealer]

Sadly, just a new version of "we can make it work, " crossed with "you are a fucking hateful bitch." And he wonders why we're not together.

You could always block him if it becomes a problem.

[Mytical]

*offers Wagegoth cookies and milk* I also have booze if you'd rather.

[Shangri-laschild]

I confess, I text my best friend while buzzed....but half the time he's in the same room and my drunk texting is about the same as my fevered texting so it's mostly me talking about being adorable, creepy fish, and ducks. I don't drunk text though because I go from being fairly very buzzed to too sleepy to want to move with no real in between

Sadly, just a new version of "we can make it work, " crossed with "you are a fucking hateful bitch." And he wonders why we're not together.

I hate when people do stuff like that While intoxicated is not really the time for trying to deal with serious issues like that with someone. On the plus side, yay you're not dating that person!

[Treasure]

I got drunk texted recently - it was supposed to be a "booty-text" but it came out complete gibberish, and when I called him back - he was no more coherent.

I was already in bed, and had to work in the morning, so when he called back 2 hours later (no more sober than the last time) I politely passed.... I have my doubts as to his ability to keep up his end of the bargain if I had accepted


When I called him on it later he apologized.... silly boi.

[dragon_wings]

I've drunk texted my boyfriend. I even sent him a video of me saying hi completely plastered. He responded by taking a video of him and his friend he was with saying hi back!

Before moving in with my ex I texted her while drunk and called her while drunk and stoned. She was less then thrilled with me. :P