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  • #31
    http://notalwaysright.com/pint-sized-purification/2101

    pint sized detox!

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    • #32
      Every store needs on of these:

      http://notalwaysright.com/he-fought-...e-law-won/2115
      Life is too short to not eat popcorn.
      Save the Ales!
      Toys for Tots at Rooster's Cafe

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      • #33
        http://notalwaysright.com/truth-in-advertising/2341

        I think something's wrong with the math on this one.
        Interviewer: What is your greatest weakness?
        Me: I expect competence from my coworkers.

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        • #34
          http://notalwaysright.com/busted-pipes/2368

          Note to self: have "other man" throw condoms in the garbage.

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          • #35
            http://notalwaysright.com/zombies-ne...ernet-too/2383

            ROFL

            i like how he claims he needs the internet ASAP because “My wife and children just died in a car accident yesterday. I need the internet sooner than that.”

            then he cancels the service (despite the fact it'll put him at the end of the list)
            and then calls back to request it again claiming that “Yes, but I’m not waiting weeks for it, my wife is divorcing me and my kids need it for school.”

            Awesome response from the employee:
            “I’m glad to hear that your wife and children have recovered from the fatal car accident.”


            yes the customer went silent...

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            • #36
              http://notalwaysright.com/every-bad-...er-lining/2429


              aw.... that one was nice.

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              • #37
                O god this one's good =) - Klingon To The Hope Of A Ticket

                http://notalwaysright.com/klingon-to...-a-ticket/2460

                Klingon To The Hope Of A Ticket
                MOVIE THEATER | LONDON, UK
                Customer: “Two tickets for Star Trek, please.”

                Me: “That showing has sold out, sir.”

                Customer: “What! That’s impossible!”

                Me: “The IMAX is very popular sir. I am afraid we don’t have any more seats until tomorrow.”

                Customer: “I need to see this movie! You’re not a Star Trek fan. You wouldn’t understand! Please sell me a ticket!”

                Me: “I would love to sir, but the needs of the one or the few do not outweigh the needs of the many.”

                Customer: *recognizing my quote from Star Trek* “I see. I suppose I couldn’t say that sometimes the needs of the one or the few do outweigh the needs of the many?”

                Me: “No sir, that would be quite illogical.”

                Customer: “Hmm, you’re good.”

                Me: “I must have the lobes for business.”

                Customer: “Two tickets for tomorrow then, please.”

                Me: “Very good, sir.”

                Customer: “Live long and prosper!”

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                • #38
                  Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                  http://notalwaysright.com/busted-pipes/2368

                  Note to self: have "other man" throw condoms in the garbage.
                  Busted! Either do it at the other man's place or at least a hotel!
                  I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
                  Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
                  Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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                  • #39
                    This had me in stitches.

                    http://notalwaysright.com/fighting-f...re-part-3/2980

                    ETA: for everyone's benefit in relation to this article....http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petroleum
                    The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                    Now queen of USSR-Land...

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                    • #40
                      Oprah Controls Everything!!!!

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                      • #41
                        The mental image of this is hilarious:

                        http://notalwaysright.com/pepperoni-extremism/3163
                        The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                        Now queen of USSR-Land...

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                        • #42
                          I would have lost it on this SC.

                          http://notalwaysright.com/a-sign-of-a-long-day/3201

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                          • #43
                            Quoth trailerparkmedic View Post
                            The stupid is strong with that one.
                            The New Orleans Saints are your 2009 NFL champions.

                            Believe dat.

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                            • #44
                              [QUOTE=Dreamstalker;524388]...Now I'm wondering if the girl in that story will be or has been on that Discovery Health show "I Didn't Even Know I Was Pregnant".[QUOTE]

                              Never seen it, but I'm going Youtube it. How the hell do you honestly not know if you're pregnant?
                              Last edited by Zellie Crescent; 12-15-2009, 04:41 PM. Reason: to fix it up
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                              • #45
                                Quoth Sarah Rhapsodos View Post
                                How the hell do you honestly not know if you're pregnant?
                                It's VERY possible to not know you're pregnant. A friend of a friend didn't know she was pregnant until she was 7 months pregnant...and had her baby prematurely.
                                I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.

                                Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.

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