OK, I finally got my wish... I got to hear a customer service person who is too stupid to actually do their job and listen to me get pwned by their manager.
Me:
SPPE: sucky pizza place employee
APPM: Awesome pizza place manager.
Me: This is (relay) assisting a deaf or hard of hearing person placing a phone call, have you received a relay call before?
SPPE: What, I didn't get that, is this for pick up or delivery?
Me: This is (relay) assisting a deaf or hard of hearing person placing a phone call, they will be typing their part of the conversation to me which I will then relay between the two of you. Please speak slowly as I have to type your part of the conversation to the caller and speak as if speaking to them directly. Also, please allow for a slight delay as they type their responses. Do you have any questions before I let the caller know that you are on the line?
SPPE: Yeah, did you say that was take out or delivery?
Me: This is communication assistant (number), one moment while I let the caller know that you are on the line and relay your question.
SPPE: Wait what, I don't get it, did you want pick up or delivery?
Me: (the hearing user had responded) The caller has started "I want to order for delivery"
SPPE: Can I, umm, get your umm, address please?
*I relay that to the caller*
SPPE: (after maybe 15 seconds) Are you still there.
Me: I was just waiting for the caller to finish their response"My address is (address)"
SPPE: where are you calling from?
Me: the caller is at (address) I am communication assistant (number) with (relay) assisting a deaf or hard of hearing person placing a phone call. Do you need further explanation of who these calls work?
SPPE: hold on a second.
*the following was in the background*
SPPE: hey (boss) I got this guy, says it's a relay call, what do I do.
APPM: Just take the call like normal.
SPPE: Seriously, I don't know what to do.
APPM: Fine I'll take it, since your too stupid to listen to the explanation I know that the relay operators give you can go back in the kitchen and make pizzas for the rest of the night, you aren't allowed to answer the phone anymore.
SPPE: That's bullshit, it's not my fault that I don't know how this works.
APPM: yes it is, you should have listened to the operator explain how the call works, just like every other employee here has done.
SPPE: Fine, be that way, maybe I should just quit if I'm such a bad worker.
APPM: If listening to your customers isn't one of your strong points then perhaps it's best you quit before you do something to get fired.
Me: *thinking to myself* Right on, you go girl, bout damned time a manager actually expect an employee to actually do their fucking job.
Me: *saying* Ma'am, this is communication assistant (number) will you be continuing the call?
APPM: Yes, since my employees are incapable, I guess I will.
Me: OK, one moment while I let the caller know that you are on the line.
Seriously, right on awesome pizza place manager. That is the first time in 9 months I have heard a manager actually hold an employee accountable to actually do their job for ALL of their customers, not just the ones fortunate enough to have good hearing.
Me:
SPPE: sucky pizza place employee
APPM: Awesome pizza place manager.
Me: This is (relay) assisting a deaf or hard of hearing person placing a phone call, have you received a relay call before?
SPPE: What, I didn't get that, is this for pick up or delivery?
Me: This is (relay) assisting a deaf or hard of hearing person placing a phone call, they will be typing their part of the conversation to me which I will then relay between the two of you. Please speak slowly as I have to type your part of the conversation to the caller and speak as if speaking to them directly. Also, please allow for a slight delay as they type their responses. Do you have any questions before I let the caller know that you are on the line?
SPPE: Yeah, did you say that was take out or delivery?
Me: This is communication assistant (number), one moment while I let the caller know that you are on the line and relay your question.
SPPE: Wait what, I don't get it, did you want pick up or delivery?
Me: (the hearing user had responded) The caller has started "I want to order for delivery"
SPPE: Can I, umm, get your umm, address please?
*I relay that to the caller*
SPPE: (after maybe 15 seconds) Are you still there.
Me: I was just waiting for the caller to finish their response"My address is (address)"
SPPE: where are you calling from?
Me: the caller is at (address) I am communication assistant (number) with (relay) assisting a deaf or hard of hearing person placing a phone call. Do you need further explanation of who these calls work?
SPPE: hold on a second.
*the following was in the background*
SPPE: hey (boss) I got this guy, says it's a relay call, what do I do.
APPM: Just take the call like normal.
SPPE: Seriously, I don't know what to do.
APPM: Fine I'll take it, since your too stupid to listen to the explanation I know that the relay operators give you can go back in the kitchen and make pizzas for the rest of the night, you aren't allowed to answer the phone anymore.
SPPE: That's bullshit, it's not my fault that I don't know how this works.
APPM: yes it is, you should have listened to the operator explain how the call works, just like every other employee here has done.
SPPE: Fine, be that way, maybe I should just quit if I'm such a bad worker.
APPM: If listening to your customers isn't one of your strong points then perhaps it's best you quit before you do something to get fired.
Me: *thinking to myself* Right on, you go girl, bout damned time a manager actually expect an employee to actually do their fucking job.
Me: *saying* Ma'am, this is communication assistant (number) will you be continuing the call?
APPM: Yes, since my employees are incapable, I guess I will.
Me: OK, one moment while I let the caller know that you are on the line.
Seriously, right on awesome pizza place manager. That is the first time in 9 months I have heard a manager actually hold an employee accountable to actually do their job for ALL of their customers, not just the ones fortunate enough to have good hearing.
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