Ew.

[GingerBiscuit]

PC: Pervy Customer
Me: LAST DAY! W0007!


PC: So, what do I need to eat to get more protein?
Me: Well, for good quality protein, you need lean meats, or tofu- so tuna, eggs, chicken breast...
PC: Chicken breast? I don't much like chicken breast. I prefer LADY BREAST *looks me up and down with a disgusting look* yeah?
Me: *Disgusted silence.*
PC: Did I say something wrong?

[Snowbird]

Me: *Disgusted silence.*
PC: Did I say something wrong?

Too bad you didn't have a dead fish handy. What a dingleberry.

[crazylegs]

This is the moment where I wish CS spray was legal to carry...

Negative conditioning would work wonders!

[XCashier]

PC: Chicken breast? I don't much like chicken breast. I prefer LADY BREAST *looks me up and down with a disgusting look* yeah?
Me: *Disgusted silence.*
PC: Did I say something wrong?

"Gee. What gave you that idea?"

What a sleaze. He knew he was about one millimeter away from getting decked, and tried to play innocent. I bet you're glad it's your last day, and hope your next job is better!

Too bad you didn't have a dead fish handy.

Yeah, you could've said, "I prefer salmon," and then,

[GingerBiscuit]

I just walked away. Let one of the boys serve him. I don't mind the occasional flickering or appreciative glance, but right out sleaze is just not fun.

Reminds me of the guy about two months ago who said 'Darlin'- you're arse is like- DAYUM. And yes, he pronounced it like that.

Well, thanks. Now I feel REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE about the fact I'm alone in this shop with you.

[blas]

He won't be catching any quality ladies talking like that.

[crazylegs]

What makes you think he's after quality (other than he's talking to the ever lovely GingerBiscuit)?

With a demeanor like that he's probably gotten a few females under his belt (as it were) but nothing of any decency.

[blas]

All I meant was he's simply some stupid tool out trying to "score" with chicks.

[lupo pazzesco]

....

"so...you're telling me you're real name is Hannibal Lector...?"

What a moron.

[cinema guy]

GingerBiscuit, since it was your last day, couldn't you have given him a piece of your mind.

[One-Fang]

I suspect that, even though it was her last day, the lovely GingerBiscuit simply has too much decorum to be reduced to such a level.

[tropicsgoddess]

GingerBiscuit, since it was your last day, couldn't you have given him a piece of your mind.

I would've done that...

[RecoveringKinkoid]

....

"so...you're telling me you're real name is Hannibal Lector...?"

What a moron.

Yeah, you kind of beat me to it, there. I was thinking along the same lines.

"Really? Holy crap, are you telling me you kill and eat women? Security!"

[JustADude]

I suspect that, even though it was her last day, the lovely GingerBiscuit simply has too much decorum to be reduced to such a level.

Indeed! to GingerBiscuit for keeping the high-ground even in the face of such a blatant invitation to leap off it and deliver a flying elbow drop to a SC.

[GingerBiscuit]

Indeed! to GingerBiscuit for keeping the high-ground even in the face of such a blatant invitation to leap off it and deliver a flying elbow drop to a SC.

Indeed. I didn't want to sink to a level that would leave him with a right to feel aggrieved. I have at least three times his IQ, and therefore I just dsiscounted him immediately and went to an imaginary world where he didn't exist.

But still.

Eeeeewwwww *shudder*