Ew.

[Polenicus]

PC: Pervy Customer
Me: LAST DAY! W0007!


PC: So, what do I need to eat to get more protein?
Me: Well, for good quality protein, you need lean meats, or tofu- so tuna, eggs, chicken breast...
PC: Chicken breast? I don't much like chicken breast. I prefer LADY BREAST *looks me up and down with a disgusting look* yeah?
Me: *Disgusted silence.*
PC: Did I say something wrong?

I'm sorry, we seem to have an escapee from the Alberta Quality Male Re-education and Exotic Foods Instituition.

We'll send a team to round him up immediately for 're-education'.

And on a related note, we expect a new shipment of bite-sized Prarie Oysters very soon now.

[mharbourgirl]

I'm sorry, we seem to have an escapee from the Alberta Quality Male Re-education and Exotic Foods Instituition.

We'll send a team to round him up immediately for 're-education'.

And on a related note, we expect a new shipment of bite-sized Prarie Oysters very soon now.

Prairie Oysters..... weeeeee! I haven't heard that one since I moved east.

[depechemodefan]

Man is sleaze. ugh.

since this thread is labeled "ew"...A guy just burped. First it was
Buuuuurp,
then Bwwwwwwerp!
His friend said, "ugh, you burp or you fart?" Ugh.

[mariamousie1]

When I saw the first line I thought he was going to make a really gross comment about protein. I don't have a dirty mind, though!

[Shards]

Indeed! to GingerBiscuit for keeping the high-ground even in the face of such a blatant invitation to leap off it and deliver a flying elbow drop to a SC.

I would've taken the Elbow Drop. Much more satisfying.

[Samaliel]

I like the Large Trout of Slapping +5 better.

[XCashier]

I like this best:

Though this can be fun, too: