Be Specific! (and others)

[Chromatix]

One episode of Top Gear (a car program, natch, but with actual humour) was devoted to a road trip in America.

Jeremy (lead presenter) made much of the ingredients of a pre-packed meal he got from a garage. Near the middle of this very long list (mostly E-numbers, I suspect), was "Imitation American Cheese".

The biggest word on the packaging was "Cheese"...

Personally, I rather like Wensleydale, or crumbly Lancashire (there's also creamy Lancashire). Or, if I'm in Wales, Caerphilly. Unfortunately, none of these are readily available in Finland.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I'll stand by EQ and look intimidating.

I'll stand by EQ and Chanlin and pound my fist into my hand in a threatening manner.

[froglet]

haha cheese food thats fantastic

kind of like how when I was eight they brought out "chocolate dairy food" instead of chocolate yogurt....

Now everything seems to be made with 'modified milk ingredients'. At least ice-cream and frozen yogurt, makes me wonder how its frozen yogurt if its not even really milk.

[Geek King]

Everybody's gotta eat. So, there's cat food, dog food, and cheese food.

That explains why my cheese is going all green and fuzzy. I'm not feeding it!

*Stolen EQ cookies for the comic's name. I forgot it.*

[Becks]

Subway employees might love me. Why? "Foot long turkey on Italian with tomatoes, onions, a tiny bit of lettuce and salt and pepper". See? I kinda rock.

I can't stand the stuff but then I live in Wisconsin. High standards.

Back in NJ, they'd make of me (good naturedly, btw) because I was very picky about the cheese I'd eat.