Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh
You gotta admit it's worth it to see Ralphie beat the crap out of Scut Farkas.
I did just about everything Ralphie did in the movie. "Little shit" is a pretty accurate description of me as a young child.
Did you fantasize about getting a BB gun and your teacher giving you an "A+++++" grade on the board while sounding like a porn star having an orgasm?
(My memory's a bit off but that's how I'd describe it)
As far as the movie is concerned, when I was a kid, I only remember as far as the "you'll shoot your eye out" bit from the teacher.
I ended up watching it more recently and man oh man....