Crazy Pervy Psycho Deadbeat SC (ubah long!)

[zzapp the witch]

Been there, dated that. Ran away very fast.

(Seriously, it was a set up date with a guy that....sounded a lot like the one in the OP, all melodramatic and stuff---my friends suck at picking men).

[Seraph]

The part that got me bemused is when he stated he'd get a lawyer when he couldn't pay his web hosting bills and your 20 bucks.

You'd be surprised how many say that to me. "I can't pay my bills so I'm getting a LAWYER!" Sure...can't pay a tiny bill so you spend $400+ an hour to pitch a hissy fit at me.

This is why we have the term "payment up front"

That's a policy lots of my clients don't agree with, so I just take a down deposit.

[saranykm]

holy shit! that is one for chris hansen and the date line crew!

[jerkface11]

What about the parakeets though?

[Evil Queen]

I rather like the long stories too so if you got them, keep 'em coming. This one really was rather creepy though. You have successfully given me goosebumps!

(Psst, I think we all know what Cybering is so no explanation is necessary.)

[smileyeagle1021]

Where I am...legal age is 18. Under that...a minor. Bad thing is to boot...nobody's sure if he really is mid twenties. Signs are pointing to thirties. And...there are other things he has said/done that definitely marks him as a pedophile.

....Trust me.

yeah, i'll also agree that we don't necessarily need the other things... but I am curious as to how sweet glands can turn someone into a pedo?

[Nayeli_Sabia]

Heh. I'm thought (essentially) the same thing. Gotta love Greek mythology.

(OT, my friend named his laptop Prometheus. I'd make fun of him, but I named mine Morrigan.)

My computer is Minas Tirith........ made even more interesting considering it's a black tower comuter.

My old comp, which barely ran windows'95, didn't have a working clock, and still have a turbo button... that was named Mordor.

And my parent's network is called Middle Earth. My father's comp is Rivendell, and my mom's laptop is The Grey Heavens. And the old but not junky computer is Mirkwood.


We're a bunch of geeks, and proud of it.

[Evil Queen]

Mine's just plain old Black Scorpion.

[RayvenQ]

Heh. I'm thought (essentially) the same thing. Gotta love Greek mythology.

(OT, my friend named his laptop Prometheus. I'd make fun of him, but I named mine Morrigan.)

I find ancient mythologies so much interesting than todays religions (not that I have anything against them) to be honest, namely because they tend to be full of scheming, backstabbing, plotting and dishonest gits. The ones I know most about are Greek, Egyptian and Norse Mythologies.

If you ever get offered some salad by Anubis or Horus, I'd politley decline.

[Seraph]

What about the parakeets though?

...I never did find that out...

yeah, i'll also agree that we don't necessarily need the other things... but I am curious as to how sweet glands can turn someone into a pedo?

Well, here's what he explained to me. In a very odd IM convo, he sponaneously asked if I'd ever heard of something called TMAU. Ironically, I had. (Hitting "random page" on Wikipedia for hours one day FTW. I stumbled onto this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trimethylaminuria )

I stated that I knew it was a genetic defect that caused one to smell like...well...dead fish. He was DEAD QUIET for a while, and then said that it was incurable...I pointed out that a very tiny amount of cases were, and that with proper dieting, etc etc it could be kept under control. Dead silence again.

When he started talking again, he mentioned how it kept him from making "normal social connections", and that's why he was the way he was. And why he was interested in that certain gender and age group. I asked why that would affect him so, when it was just a smell thing, really...he then declares: "The doc says I don't have TMAU." Then wtf was that all about?...

He ended up PMing some of my forum members with his TMAU story...most of them took it in hook line and sinker up until he ran into two nurses who ALSO know about it. He stopped trying to feed people that story at that point. But...from what one poor member told me...she was sympathetic towards him and he started getting "creepy" on her, as she said. He kept babbling about how his neighbors looked at him funny now whenever he got near them or their kids...well DOY. I bet it wasn't due to the "smell". :P

My computer is Minas Tirith........ made even more interesting considering it's a black tower comuter.

I have a full tower case that's jet black...I call it Tacgnol. XD While it may not be a LOTR/scifi/mythology reference...I think it suits it just the same. I mean...it's covered in my cat's fur anyways...

[chainedbarista]

wow, that was definitely a mixed bag of crazy, almost comparable to looney bin level (hell, maybe it is looney bin level).

[Bliss]

When he started talking again, he mentioned how it kept him from making "normal social connections", and that's why he was the way he was. And why he was interested in that certain gender and age group. I asked why that would affect him so, when it was just a smell thing, really...he then declares: "The doc says I don't have TMAU."

"Oh no sir, you see as a doctor I can certify you do NOT have TMAU, it's just that you don't ever bathe..."

[RetailWorkhorse]

Mine's just plain old Black Scorpion.

Our first computer (The Dell doesn't count) our Computer Guy dubbed The Gay Purple Snail.

My laptop, being a SAGER, was simply named "Sager-chan." New Harddrive I had to put in it was dubbed "Sai-chan".

[Evil Queen]

I miss the Gay Purple Snail.

(It was a compaq that had a curved case on it and the insignia was slightly swirled and sunk into the sides, giving it the illusion of being a snail shell)

[Samaliel]

My computer is Siddartha, because its case is an Enermax Chakra. I'm not creative enough with names.