Your driveway is clear, your walkways are clear, why then do you insist on making a tiny little path to your mailbox? Exactly how do you think I'm going to put the mail in the box when even leaning half out of the truck, unbuckled I might add, I can't reach the damn box?
Oh you want me to get out...going to call me fucking lazy are you? Listen sweetheart you are one of over six hundred stops. Your not the only one to not clear your box. You want me to get out for all of them too? Fine...I'll see you at 8pm, frozen, in a pissed off mood, and exhausted. I hope your going to provide dinner.
Besides...rules state if it's a mounted box I'm not to leave the truck in any form unless there is a reason of parcel or signature. My whole being unbuckled and leaning half out the window? Yea I could be fired for that already.
Oh you want me to get out...going to call me fucking lazy are you? Listen sweetheart you are one of over six hundred stops. Your not the only one to not clear your box. You want me to get out for all of them too? Fine...I'll see you at 8pm, frozen, in a pissed off mood, and exhausted. I hope your going to provide dinner.
Besides...rules state if it's a mounted box I'm not to leave the truck in any form unless there is a reason of parcel or signature. My whole being unbuckled and leaning half out the window? Yea I could be fired for that already.
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