for all you bacon freaks

[Green_Fairy]

mmm. bacon.

[RetailWorkhorse]

Is today my birthday? Why all the bacon posts?

*Slurps Green Fairy anyhow*

[Green_Fairy]

yes! i've been slurped! my life is complete!

*dies happy*



p.s. it's your unbirthday!

[RetailWorkhorse]

Uh-oh, I turned Green into a fairy puddle!

.....ew......

>.>

<.<

*Flees*

.....I can has unbirthday cake?

[lupo pazzesco]

Dammit, RW, what have we told you about leaving puddles in the house?!?!

[RetailWorkhorse]

*Squeaks*

It wasn't my fault, all I did was slurp her! ...that sounds really really dirty....

CRAP! I lost my water bottle! The one I get yelled at for because it really does leave puddles (really ought to figure out why it does that...)!

[Green_Fairy]

bottles leave puddles because condensation forms on the outside when the water is colder than the surrounding air.

knowledge is power!!




oh wait. i'm a puddle.

...blub?

[RetailWorkhorse]

Actually, the mouthpiece leaks.

*Pokes puddle*

.....are you a Deep One?

[Green_Fairy]

deep...one?

[RetailWorkhorse]

Chuthulu referance to "Shoggoth On The Roof" which is a retelling of Fiddler On The Roof. If I Were A Deep One is done up to If I Were A Rich Man (which was also redone as "If I Were A Rich Girl" or some such by Gwen Stefani).

The "blub" made it slam my head into the tabletop.

[Amina516]

Twilight Bacon?

[RetailWorkhorse]

Bacon on a SHIRT.

I wish I could wear it (I may cross-dress on occasion but I reFUSE to wear that style of shirt).

[Green_Fairy]

so, in another thread, i mentioned i've never been a fan of bacon. the whole "crunchy meat" thing.
well...that was mainly based on opinions formed when i was but a wee lass living with my parents that don't really eat high-fat (like bacon) foods.
so...well, i had my first piece of bacon in i don't even know how many years today.

and it was fantastic.

I may cross-dress on occasion...

oh, and that's hot.