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"Between now and March, we have cold, super cold, crazy cold, stupid cold, and @#!$ cold."
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"Don't stick the wire into the electrical outlet!"
"Ok you're no longer allowed to say Bit Tits anymore. Let's abbreviate it to B.T.""Man, having a conversation with you is like walking through a salvador dali painting." - Mac HallComment
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"You can give your package to the clerk, then eat and get gas."This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.Comment
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How many knees do you have?
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That plan is completely illegal, but at least it's totally impracticalPain and suffering are inevitable...misery is optional.Comment
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"Ma'am, do you wanna pee your bed?"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.Comment
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"quick! end it before the poop arrives!"
"I found the poop!"The original Cookie in a multitude of cookies.Comment
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"I have to go down it wet? It sucked dry."This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.Comment
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"We want easy entry and penetration."The original Cookie in a multitude of cookies.Comment
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Looks like Shawn did Bufy.
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Angelica did Jimmy Lee SmithThis site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.Comment
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"I've got beautiful women hanging around me!"
"I was too busy milking up my cows, I can't do everything in one day!"
"My head is empty."
"Your tummy's full, though!"
"Do you want to sit on my lap?"
"It was cheap! And warm!""I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
-Mira FurlanComment
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"A man has a problem when his mouse balls don't work."This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.Comment
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"This does not require a cock, but must be prepared to take a cock.""I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.Comment
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"I hate when it goes in the wrong hole"Comment
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"This gum says 'intense peppermint.' It's neither intense nor does it taste like peppermint.""I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
-Mira FurlanComment
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"I'm going to need the thick one today"This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.Comment
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