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  • The neighbor (or "Why can't I come up with better titles for my jokes?")

    A guy is sitting on his porch, when he sees his neighbor leaving his house, carrying a jar with a butterfly in it.

    "Where are you going with that butterfly?" he asks.

    "To get some butter," the neighbor replies.

    The guy can't help but laugh, but an hour later, the neighbor comes back with a big tub of butter.

    The next day, he's on his porch again, and sees his neighbor leaving his house, this time carrying a jar full of horseflies.

    "Where are you going with those horseflies?" he asks.

    "To get some horses," the neighbor replies.

    Again, the guy starts laughing, but an hour later, the neighbor comes back with three beautiful horses.

    The next day, he's sitting on his porch again, and sees the neighbor leaving his house, carrying some plants.

    "What are those plants?" he asks.

    "Pussy willow", the neighbor answers.

    "Wait! I'm coming with you!"
    Sometimes life is altered.
    Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
    Uneasy with confrontation.
    Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right

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    oh man....thats so work worthy....

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