So like, there I was on a walk when suddenly I notice this thing floating in midair off to my right. I stop and I realize it's a spider that made a web from the street light to the wall. It was about the size of a dime and it looked like it was covered in spikes. Now, I'm not a spider expert in anyway, shape or form, but if I had to venture a guess this spider was called "Spiderous Baddassous"
In layman's terms: Totally fuckin' badass spider with spikes! Fucking SPIKES!
I tried to take a picture with my phone, but in the dark of the evening the camera could never come close to justifying the totally bitchin' thing I was looking at. So I walk back home and tell my soon-to-be husband about what I just saw.
"So do you want to see this badass spider?" I ask him.
And he looks at me and says . . ."No."
Dafuq? How do you not want to see a totally badass spider with mother effin' spikes?! I . . . I don't think I can marry this man anymore. How can one marry that which turns down awesome of this level?
But seriously what kind of spider has spikes? Help me out here because what the fuck?
In layman's terms: Totally fuckin' badass spider with spikes! Fucking SPIKES!
I tried to take a picture with my phone, but in the dark of the evening the camera could never come close to justifying the totally bitchin' thing I was looking at. So I walk back home and tell my soon-to-be husband about what I just saw.
"So do you want to see this badass spider?" I ask him.
And he looks at me and says . . ."No."
Dafuq? How do you not want to see a totally badass spider with mother effin' spikes?! I . . . I don't think I can marry this man anymore. How can one marry that which turns down awesome of this level?
But seriously what kind of spider has spikes? Help me out here because what the fuck?
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