Things I am not allowed to do at work.

[lordlundar]

applied-there that looks so much better

Well if you want to get picky, the official standard is yyyy/mm/dd

[catcul]

I am not allowed to do "donuts" in the bank's parking lot with the rental car.

[catcul]

I am not allowed to call up Mr. Slacker and taunt him after he gets fired. However, I am allowed to take his name off of our contact sheet.

[BrenDAnn]

I am not allowed to dress in goth garb for the upcoming pump-customers-gas-for-charity-donations day. Too bad. I'd rather show up in head to toe black, than the Hawaiian shirts and straw hats the boss is suggesting!

[catcul]

I'm not allowed to ask BrenDAnn for a lei while on the job.

[catcul]

If "Closer" is playing on Pandora, I better have my headphones on.

[taxguykarl]

There are quite a few instances where headphones are a good idea, catcul.

[catcul]

There are quite a few instances where headphones are a good idea, catcul.

You are absolutely correct. My Pandora feed has a few NSFW songs in it.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Not allowed to ask my co-worker to drive his hearse (yes, he owns a hearse, don't ask) to the swamp on Another Damn Senior Day, and park it in front of the store.

Or any other day, for that matter.

[catcul]

I was wondering why business was dead today.

[Rosco the Iroc]

The radio only gets 1 station in really well. It's sugar-pop so we take turns putting the Pandora or something on. I had a 2 gig MP3 player and load up a mix. One day I decided it should be silly song/ Weird Al/Dr Demento day.
A lot of customers were really cracking up but a few wet blankets (staff) killed the fun. They are the same that complained when we had 4 whole hours of sort of xmas music (Bob Rivers) on the 24th after avoiding it the rest of the time. So people have no joy.

[catcul]

You are absolutely correct. My Pandora feed has a few NSFW songs in it.

The radio only gets 1 station in really well. It's sugar-pop so we take turns putting the Pandora or something on. I had a 2 gig MP3 player and load up a mix. One day I decided it should be silly song/ Weird Al/Dr Demento day.
A lot of customers were really cracking up but a few wet blankets (staff) killed the fun. They are the same that complained when we had 4 whole hours of sort of xmas music (Bob Rivers) on the 24th after avoiding it the rest of the time. So people have no joy.

At least your Pandora feed is more work appropriate than mine. That's why I need earphones.

[catcul]

If I go to a certain burger place for lunch, I am not allowed to say, "I was just serviced by Five Guys."

[Rosco the Iroc]

If I go to a certain burger place for lunch, I am not allowed to say, "I was just serviced by Five Guys."

not when you still have little mayo on your chin.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

If I go to a certain burger place for lunch, I am not allowed to say, "I was just serviced by Five Guys."

No, you say "I just did Five Guys for lunch" instead.