Made UPS guy laugh - Paycheck fight!

[bhskittykatt]

UPS guy came in. Other MOD was working the Front Desk and was signing for our stuff - a box, and an envelope with our paychecks. I came out of the back office. I tried to grab the envelope.

Other MOD swiped the envelope away before I even made it to the desk. "No!"
I lunged at MOD. "Give me my damn money!"
Other MOD spun around and dodged my attack. "No! It's my money now!"
I chased Other MOD around the office for several minutes trying to snatch the envelope.

Other MOD (to the UPS guy): "I bet you never want to come in here again on Thursdays now that you know what you're carrying!"

Other MOD then looked at the box. "It says for the Motel GM. You're the GM today. It's your problem now!" *thrusts box at me*

UPS guy was laughing so hard. It made UPS guy's day. He was having a bad day because whoever loaded his truck messed it all up. He was just all

(What's funny is neither MOD nor myself actually get checks...we both have direct deposit. It's just an excuse for us to squabble over something. )

[mharbourgirl]

Can I come work with you guys for a few days? It's gotten rather annoyingly political at my work lately, and I could use some fun in my workday.

I have 47 different recipes for brownies, if that's any inducement?

[dalesys]

I have 47 different recipes for brownies, if that's any inducement?

With the proper amount of "appetite stimulant" *any* recipe is GREAT!
[/T. Tiger]

[Kittish]

I have 47 different recipes for brownies, if that's any inducement?

Ooooooh :drool: What would it take to talk you into sharing some of those? I've been looking for a really good brownie recipe for a while.

[Geek King]

With the proper amount of "appetite stimulant" *any* recipe is GREAT!
[/T. Tiger]

Ooooooh :drool: What would it take to talk you into sharing some of those? I've been looking for a really good brownie recipe for a while.

Not a brownie, but:

Igor Bars --WARNING: May kill diabetics and send children into a sugar rush just by being in the same room.

[Treasure]

Igor Bars --WARNING: May kill diabetics and send children into a sugar rush just by being in the same room.

OMG!

I am SOOOO gonna have to make these.... Holy mother of....




*bounces away like a Tigger!!*

[Aethian]

Not a brownie, but:

Igor Bars --WARNING: May kill diabetics and send children into a sugar rush just by being in the same room.

*squeezes eyes shut* I think you raised my BS levels just by reading the recipe.

[AccountingDrone]

Not a brownie, but:

Igor Bars --WARNING: May kill diabetics and send children into a sugar rush just by being in the same room.

I feel the need for a shot of my insulin

[mharbourgirl]

Ooooooh :drool: What would it take to talk you into sharing some of those? I've been looking for a really good brownie recipe for a while.

Ooh, sorry, I spaced on checking my posts. Here's one that I've had some success with:

Banana Brownies

1/2 cup butter
2/3 cup semisweet chocolate chips
1 large egg
2/3 cup packed light brown sugar
1 small ripe banana, mashed
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
1/4 teaspoon salt
3/4 cup all-purpose flour

Directions

Preheat an oven to 325 degrees F (165 degrees C). Grease an 8 inch square pan.
Melt butter in sauce pan over medium-low heat. Remove from heat, add chips, and stir until melted. Set aside to cool for 5 minutes.
Lightly beat the egg in a medium bowl. Stir in the brown sugar, banana, vanilla, and salt. Pour the melted chocolate mixture into the banana mixture, and stir until well combined. Add the flour, stirring just until incorporated. Spread the batter into the prepared pan.
Bake in the preheated oven until a toothpick inserted near the center comes out with moist crumbs, about 30 minutes. Don't over bake. Remove, and cool pan on wire rack before cutting.

This one also works well if you pile some mini marshmallows on them when they're almost baked, but don't be too generous with the marshmallows - you'll be eating your brownies with a spoon. Though that may be because I also poured some marshmallow creme over them when they were done. Brownies with extra sticky.