Background: Ms. Dytch is a second grade teacher in an after-school program. The kindergarten teacher is the Beloved Asshole of the program (she goes to the same church as the program director). She stares at her laptop for hours while her class runs riot. Recently, she was promoted to office assistant (she certainly wasn't doing any teaching!). End background.
Ms. Dytch was outside with her students collecting leaves. The students found a large green caterpillar. Ms. Dytch explained to the students that the caterpillar would soon form a cocoon and become a butterfly.
Beloved Asshole happens by.
Students: "Ms. BA, Ms. BA! Look, a caterpillar! It's going to turn into a butterfly!"
BA: "Oh it is not! Stop telling lies."
One student: "Yes it is! I read it in my book about butterflies!"
BA looks at caterpillar skeptically.
BA: "Oh yeah? Well where's the butterfly? Inside that thing?"
Ms.Dytch: "Yes, caterpillars wrap themselves in cocoons and turn into butterflies."
BA: "Humph!"
BA slouches away.
Ms. Dytch was outside with her students collecting leaves. The students found a large green caterpillar. Ms. Dytch explained to the students that the caterpillar would soon form a cocoon and become a butterfly.
Beloved Asshole happens by.
Students: "Ms. BA, Ms. BA! Look, a caterpillar! It's going to turn into a butterfly!"
BA: "Oh it is not! Stop telling lies."
One student: "Yes it is! I read it in my book about butterflies!"
BA looks at caterpillar skeptically.
BA: "Oh yeah? Well where's the butterfly? Inside that thing?"
Ms.Dytch: "Yes, caterpillars wrap themselves in cocoons and turn into butterflies."
BA: "Humph!"
BA slouches away.
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