Truth in T-Shirts

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Customer: (reeking of alcohol) You gotsh any stensuls?

Me: Stencils? Yes we do. Are they for a sign or crafts or anything?

Customer: Yeah, justa sign I guess. *Belch.* 'Scuse me.

I walk over to school and office supplies while the customer staggers and weaves.
I find a poster kit containing stencils and poster board and she says it'll work.

Customer: Shank you!

The funniest part of the whole thing: Customer was wearing a t-shirt that read "Von Drunk" in a parody of the Von Dutch clothing label.

Once again, it never ceases to amaze me how many people in this town are completely lit by noon or earlier.

[tropicsgoddess]

Pretty ironic. I've never seen anyone get drunk that early....and I live in a party town.

[Evil Queen]

I think I have a hangover just from reading this.

[Primer]

Once again, it never ceases to amaze me how many people in this town are completely lit by noon or earlier.

Pretty ironic. I've never seen anyone get drunk that early....and I live in a party town.

Knowing that IPF lives in Wisconsin...I am NOT surprised!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Knowing that IPF lives in Wisconsin...I am NOT surprised!

You know how bad it is with drinking here? All the Gannett papers in the state, including the local newsrag, are running a month-long series of stories about alcohol and alcohol-related topics.

For example, every Sunday there's a story about this guy who's pretty much pickled his liver from drinking so much and today there was a story about a guy who drove drunk and seriously injured a couple kids in a car crash.

There's also been more alcohol trivia facts than I ever cared to know about. For example, I learned Wisconsin consumes about 90% of the world's brandy--hence my location being "the beer n' brandy state"

[Kirkygirl]

Truth in T-shirts! Hell yes!

Ok, what are some good ones that I've seen...

From CSI, there was that one ep with the "large" persons convention..."If you don't like the way I look... *on front* ...then keep your mouth shut." *on back*

I had a really good one the other day from one of my customers, but I can't remember what it was. Something about how ugly the viewer's face was. Jokingly, I asked the customer about it and he said that he knew what the t-shirt said, and that's why he was covering it up.

Sorry, blanking out at the moment. Back later with more.