I finally got to PWN an SC! /flex

[elysia]

I have been waiting my entire life to say this to a deserving soul, this guy made it so easy.

SC: "I bought this on ebay and it was broken when I recieved it. You need to handle the claim."
Me: "I'm sorry, we only handle claims on damaged items that were shipped from our store. You need to call the customer service num-"
SC: "No. You are UPS and you will handle this. Now."
Me: "We are not UPS. We are a retail franchise store and as I said before we do not handle claims if we were not responsible for the package. We had nothing to do with this package and I can't help you, I'm sorry. Here is the customer service number you need to call."
SC: **stares**
Me: ...
SC: "Are you deaf?"
Me: "Excuse me?"
SC: "Look, I'm already going to put in a call to UPS to make a complaint about this store because you are so unhelpful. Handle this claim. I don't have all fucking day."
Me: "Get the fuck out."
SC: ??? ..........
Me: "Are you deaf?"

I will try and help you to the best of my ability and I do my job.
However, verbal abuse and profanity will immidiatly put you in the wrong and my obligation to you comes to an abrupt end. Thank you for the oppertunity and satisfaction of riposting your insanely fucking horrible attitude right back into your face.
Next time, do not make the mistake of thinking that just because you have a cock and you're on that side of the counter I'm going to cower and lick your ass and agree to every asinine and unreasonable request.
Also, take your meds. Fucking idiot.

[rerant]

SCOOOORE!


That was seriously fantastic.

[flyinghi]

well done !!

[Peppergirl]

My cold, black heart just fluttered a little. I think I love you!

[Ringtail Z28]

I love hearing about SCs getting what they deserve!

[Tito]

elysia - 1
SC - 0

Glad you got to put one in their place!

[Camry178]

Thank you sooooooooo much for putting a smile on my face. After the day I've had, I reeeeeally needed it. YOU ROCK!!!

[tropicsgoddess]

That was just music to my ears!

[Leopardmadcat]

Not just deaf, but stupid too! POWNAGE!

[RayvenQ]

To the SC: Are you Deaf? Lemme just sign that for you just incase *Flips SC off*

[zigcat]

Maybe I'll post the details later, but there was an incident at the pizza place where after being called a fucking idiot, my coworker told a girl and her entourage to get the fuck out adding;

"You think that just because you're on that side of the counter and I'm on this side that I cease to be human."

The girl did her obligatory *GASP* turned to me and said:

"Do you find that behavior acceptable?"

I just shrugged and smiled. I didn't feel like getting into a confrontation. Besides my co worker was on a roll.

[RayvenQ]

Maybe I'll post the details later, but there was an incident at the pizza place where after being called a fucking idiot, my coworker told a girl and her entourage to get the fuck out adding;

"You think that just because you're on that side of the counter and I'm on this side that I cease to be human."

The girl did her obligatory *GASP* turned to me and said:

"Do you find that behavior acceptable?"

I just shrugged and smiled. I didn't feel like getting into a confrontation. Besides my co worker was on a roll.

I'd have added "Whose, hers or yours?"

[ADoyle90815]

Once, the manager at the big box store I was working at PWNED a SC, but I only heard about it in the break room as I was busy in the opposite end of the store when it happened. The SC was so verbally abusive, they were kicked out of the store.

[Geek King]

"Do you find that behavior acceptable?"

"No, but it's not your fault that your parents mistook money for dicipline."

[friendofjimmyk]

Things that make you go "Hmmm"