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  • Greetings and salutations!

    Hello to everyone.
    I think I'm in trouble. I got to CS from the Straight Dope Message Board, so now I have two message boards to waste time in.
    I've worked retail many times in my life, but I have been working for a very large big box corporation for almost 18 months. Mr. Bumbershoot is also working at a large discount chain. We have many stories to share about the customers in the small Midwest town we currently reside in.
    Looking forward to having a place to vent.

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    Hiya, and to !

    We're friendly sorts around here. I'm sure you know the drill -- abide by the rules, and feel free to message me or another mod if you have any questions.

    Someone should be along shortly with cookies and
    "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
    "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
    "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
    "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
    "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
    "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
    Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
    "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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    • #3
      Quoth EricKei View Post
      ...Someone should be along shortly with cookies and
      As A prophylactic measure, drink the first!
      I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
      Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
      Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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      • #4
        Nah, the brain bleach is for AFTER they've read your preferred style of post, dale
        "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
        "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
        "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
        "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
        "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
        "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
        Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
        "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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        • #5
          Hello. Welcome to the forums.
          Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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