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    A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a damn checking account."

    To which the astonished woman replies, I beg your pardon, sir; I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"

    "Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account right now!"

    "I'm very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank."

    So saying, the teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to tell him about her situation.

    They both return and the manager asks the old geezer, "What seems to be the problem here?"

    "There's no friggin’ problem, dammit!" the man says; "I just won $50 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank!"

    "I see," says the manager, "and this bitch is giving you a hard time?

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    That even made the hubby chuckle!
    "You mean you don’t have the one piece of information you actually need? Well, stick your grubby paws in the crayon box, yank one out and colour me Fucking Shocked Fuchsia." - Gravekeeper

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