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One day in a park, a man was walking around trying to figure out how to live a long life. He walks by a bench and sees 3 old men. He decides to ask for their advice on age. He goes to the first person: "You lived a long life, what did you do?" Asked the man.
"I never drank or smoked in my lifetime and I am 84 because of that." Said the first old man.
The man then asks the 2nd old man
"You lived a long life, what did you do?' He asked.
"I didn't fool around with women and I am 90." The 2nd man replied.
The young man goes up to the third man who looks the oldest of them all.
"You defintely lived a long life, what did you do?" He asked
"Well, I drank, I smoked, and I fooled around with a lot of women." The man said.
"How old are you?" The man asked him.
"I'm 35." Said the 3rd man.
"I never drank or smoked in my lifetime and I am 84 because of that." Said the first old man.
The man then asks the 2nd old man
"You lived a long life, what did you do?' He asked.
"I didn't fool around with women and I am 90." The 2nd man replied.
The young man goes up to the third man who looks the oldest of them all.
"You defintely lived a long life, what did you do?" He asked
"Well, I drank, I smoked, and I fooled around with a lot of women." The man said.
"How old are you?" The man asked him.
"I'm 35." Said the 3rd man.