Don't remember where I heard these... Would love some more...
A neutrino walks into a bar.
"What'll you have?" asks the bartender.
"Oh, I'm just passing through."
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"What'll you have?" asks the bartender.
A tachyon walks into a bar.
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A Higgs boson walks into a church.
"Your kind isn't welcome here," says the priest.
"But without me, you can't have Mass."
A neutrino walks into a bar.
"What'll you have?" asks the bartender.
"Oh, I'm just passing through."
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"What'll you have?" asks the bartender.
A tachyon walks into a bar.
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A Higgs boson walks into a church.
"Your kind isn't welcome here," says the priest.
"But without me, you can't have Mass."