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  • Eeeets Naht a Tahx-zee!!!!!

    The service department gets SC's, just like any other department here at Friendly Neighborhood Towing, but because it's not my home department, with different managers/service writers, I don't hear about them unless it pertains directly to something related to a tow we did for them, or if the service writer decides to fill me in on said suckyness just to keep her sanity and/or laugh at them.

    This was one of those times.

    Being a college town, there are lots of taxi services here.

    Some are large enough they have their own garages

    Some are big enough that they have accounts with us to service all their vehicles at a discounted rate.

    And others are "one horse" operations where a cabbie is an owner-operator who does his own maintenance out of his driveway, or just brings the cab in like a normal customer when it needs inspected/worked on.

    This was one of the last group, the guy owns his own "cab" which is little more than a Chevy Minivan converted to cab use. Anyway, it appears it needed some work to pass inspection. The owner tells our service writer that he just bought it a year ago, so whatever work it needs, will be covered by the extended warranty he also purchased.

    So, service writer calls up the extended warranty people and explain what it needs. Yes, those parts are covered under his warranty, they just need some info to verify it's his vehicle.

    Make? yep that's it

    Model? Yep that's it

    Year? Yep that's it

    Mileage? Woah....... woah....... that's well OVER what he told them he had on it when he bought it, like, tens-of-thousands more miles than they expected, several trips around the GLOBE more than they expected.

    No surprise there, says service writer, it is a taxi, so it gets used a lot.

    A taxi?! Warranty people say... uh, their plan does NOT cover commercial vehicles, and the owner never told them that he was going to use it for a cab, so no dice, he's on his own.

    Service writer explains to owner what they just said, they won't cover the repairs, since he's using it for a taxi.

    "It's NOT a taxi!" the owner says.

    *record needle scratch*

    "Uh, yes it is" says service writer, "It says "Taxi" on it and it has a roof light that says "Taxi" too."

    "No, that's just for advertizing! I don't use it for a taxi! Tell them it's NOT a taxi!"

    "Uh, then why are the first two digits of the plate TX ?" (Take a wild guess what two letters all taxi license plates start with in my state)

    "It's not a taxi!"

    "Sir, it's a taxi, it has taxi plates, taxi markings, and a meter inside, that's the legal DEFINITION of a taxi"

    "No it isn't!"

    "Well, whatever you call it, you're not going to get any of this bill onto the warranty, so, either you agree to pay and we do the work, or you decline the offer and we go our separate ways"

    He begrudgingly agrees to let them do the work on his non-taxi taxi.

    If he'd kept it up, I'd have been really tempted to point out to the service writer that we have business cards for all the cab companies tacked up by the counter, in case you got towed in for a breakdown and have no other way to get home.

    If he's so adamant he doesn't own a cab, we ought to just pull his down and throw it away, wouldn't want to be accused of false advertizing, now would we?
    - They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.

  • #2
    I weep for humanity.

    How did he think that a vehicle registered with TAXI plates wasn't going to count as a taxi in the eyes of .. well ... EVERYONE? Did he think that scam was actually going to work, and that he was going to be able to get away with not paying for the full commercial warranty?

    Fool.

    You ought to call the taxi commision and tell them he says it's not a taxi. That should be good for some laughs.
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    • #3
      He's advertising that he's a taxi, but isn't really a taxi? False advertising? Bait and switch?
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      • #4
        Oh wow. I'm glad someone else has a story like that!!!

        When I sold cars we had an owner/operator keep trying to trade in his Prius. It was taxi yellow (not a color option) had holes for the sign and an image in the paint where the word "taxi" could be seen. Not to mention it was 3 years old with 320,000 km on it. Oh, and it had the meter and taxi specific stickers inside.

        This guy had one leg and was angry all the time and started screaming at me when I asked him if it was a taxi (by law you have to state it on the trade in paperwork) and threw a fit claiming it had never been a taxi despite me pointing out the obvious evidence.

        The sad part? He came back at least once a month to try the same thing. Getting the same answer from everyone.

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        • #5
          But, see, it's not a taxi.... ANYMORE......
          - They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.

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          • #6
            EET'S NAHT A TOO-MAH!
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            • #7
              If they'll cheat with you, they'll cheat ON you! Cash only!

              Used car dealers and taxi owners usually do NOT make good auto shop customers.
              Suckiness is reinforced up OR down at every transaction. Accepting BS makes them worse for all of us; firm fairness trains them to suck less.

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              • #8
                I worked many years ago for a certain MLM in their fleet department. If you sold over a certain amount of product and/or earned points for the people selling under you, you could get a car leased through us for a reduced payment, sometimes free, plus insurance.

                We had so much trouble with certain people ordering minivans and then using them as taxis. Please tell me how, if you're not using it as a cab, do you manage to put 250,000 miles on it in three years in Puerto Rico. I know LA can mean a lot of driving, but 450,000 in three years? And, of course, the insurance didn't cover that.
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                • #9
                  Quoth wagegoth View Post
                  We had so much trouble with certain people ordering minivans and then using them as taxis. Please tell me how, if you're not using it as a cab, do you manage to put 250,000 miles on it in three years in Puerto Rico.
                  I can think of a few ways a person might rack up a lot of miles on a vehicle; making deliveries, for example. All of them commercial use, though.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
                    EET'S NAHT A TOO-MAH!
                    "Hi, I'm Johnny Cab! Where can I take you tonight...?"

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                    • #11
                      I misread this as Eats A Tax Nazi.

                      I was so very mistaken.

                      Carry on.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth TheSHAD0W View Post
                        I can think of a few ways a person might rack up a lot of miles on a vehicle; making deliveries, for example. All of them commercial use, though.
                        I've made a decent effort the last two years.

                        -Trips between Fargo, ND and Minneapolis/St Paul, MN once or twice a week for six months.

                        -During that same six months, monthly trips from Fargo to Winnipeg, MB, Canada.

                        -Minneapolis, MN to Portland, OR.

                        -Several trips between Portland and Seattle, WA.

                        -Single trip from Seattle to Miami, routing through San Diego, Fort Worth, Houston, and Atlanta.

                        -A dozen or so trips between Miami and Key West.

                        -One trip between Miami and Cape Coral, FL.

                        -Countless trips from Miami to Fort Lauderdale.

                        -Countless drives between the extreme south and northern parts of Miami Dade County

                        -Miami to Fort Worth

                        -Fort Worth to San Diego.


                        That was all personal use.
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                        • #13
                          Quoth wagegoth View Post
                          I worked many years ago for a certain MLM in their fleet department. If you sold over a certain amount of product and/or earned points for the people selling under you, you could get a car leased through us for a reduced payment, sometimes free, plus insurance.

                          We had so much trouble with certain people ordering minivans and then using them as taxis. Please tell me how, if you're not using it as a cab, do you manage to put 250,000 miles on it in three years in Puerto Rico. I know LA can mean a lot of driving, but 450,000 in three years? And, of course, the insurance didn't cover that.
                          I do pizza delivery full time for a living and even I do not put that kind of mileage on my car in THAT short of a time.

                          **** looks at records **** I have owned my car for 6 years and only put ~150k miles on it and that is WITH personal miles including enough 1000 mile (round trip) trips to visit my Mother.
                          I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
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                          • #14
                            If it looks like a duck and sounds like a duck.. it is a swan???

                            If your vehicle has all that saying "Taxi" then it is a Taxi. Now while i can put miles on my vehicle because of my illnesses and having to go to specialist in big cities that do not exist in my city.. even I can't put that many miles on a vehicle on that short of time.
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                            • #15
                              Quoth wagegoth View Post
                              I know LA can mean a lot of driving, but 450,000 in three years? And, of course, the insurance didn't cover that.
                              The industry "rule of thumb" for OTR trucks is 2500 miles/week for singles (teams, obviously, would rack up more). That guy did around 15% more miles than a semi would do in the same time period.
                              Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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