Wherein We Fear The Contents Of The Box

[BusBus]

I had to start taking the sky chariot to work last week, boarding and disembarking at the infamous Broadway station. Made me think of these threads. Nothing noteworthy.....yet.

Sorry to see that they are still out there, trying to order pants.

[Amanita]

"Fire Exit"..never heard it called THAT before, lol!

Seriously, the guy has never heard of a bag to keep his new toy in?

[dalesys]

Quoth Amanita

"Fire Exit"..never heard it called THAT before, lol!

Never OD'd on jalapenos, I take it?

[Jester]

Jalapenos are for pansies. Try habaneros. They'll give you a better idea of what a true "fire exit" is.

[Duelist925]

Quoth Jester

Jalapenos are for pansies. Try habaneros. They'll give you a better idea of what a true "fire exit" is.

Google "Flaming Brians Kitchen". The Cinema Snob and friends trying different hot sauces.

They've had some shit that make makes straight habenero seem like a mild green pepper.

[XCashier]

Quoth Jester

Jalapenos are for pansies. Try habaneros. They'll give you a better idea of what a true "fire exit" is.

Even habaneros are not the hottest on the Scoville Scale. That would be the Trinidad Moruga Scorpion, followed by the Bhut Jolokia, either of which will leave you crying for Mommy.

[lie-al]

It would be nice if the customer actually LISTENED to you question, instead of mentally masturbating.
What I say: Your name?
SC: 654-123-9870.

Did you not hear the simple question I asked you, or were you tugging on erect cerebellum at the moment?

[lie-al]

Nice to know I'm not not the one who talks to people while they are mentally masturbating;

Me: Your name?

SC: 123-456-7890

I'm sorry, did I catch you playing with your erect cerebellum stem? Do call back when you're finished.

[Jester]

Quoth XCashier

Even habaneros are not the hottest on the Scoville Scale. That would be the Trinidad Moruga Scorpion, followed by the Bhut Jolokia, either of which will leave you crying for Mommy.

Oh, I know that the habanero is not the hottest. That being said, it will still provide one hell of a fire exit, especially to people who think that the jalapeno is "hot."

[NateTheChops]

Quoth Jester

Jalapenos are for pansies. Try habaneros. They'll give you a better idea of what a true "fire exit" is.

More like a fire hose. See what your brain can do with that image.