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  • Granted! But you have to work the next 96 days without a day off after tomorrow.

    I wish my room was clean.
    Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

    Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
    Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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    • Granted. Now you can't find anything.

      I wish I had a sweet cute puppy sleeping in my lap.
      I don't go in for ancient wisdom
      I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
      It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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      • granted! and it just peed in your lap

        i wish the next full moon was closer
        If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy

        i'm on fb and xbox live; pm me if ya wanna be "friends"
        ^_^

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        • granted....but instead of staying up to do what you need to do you're not only called into work, you're so tired you sleep right through it.

          I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
          It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.

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          • Granted, but it's so depressed it goes to far and bleeds to death.

            I wish I had slept more last night.
            I don't go in for ancient wisdom
            I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
            It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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            • Granted. But you never wake up again.

              I wish I can have a good day at work tomorrow. . .
              Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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              • Your wish is granted! But you return to your home accidentally demolished.

                I wish I was always right...

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                • Quoth emax4 View Post
                  Your wish is granted! But you return to your home accidentally demolished.

                  I wish I was always right...
                  Granted! From now on, you can only make RIGHT turns in everything you do! Your brain prevents you from making any left turns!

                  I wish I was off again tomorrow, instead of having to wait 'til Friday for another day off.
                  "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                  --StanFlouride

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                  • Quoth Jack T. Chance View Post
                    I wish I was off again tomorrow, instead of having to wait 'til Friday for another day off.
                    Granted! "Hello, Jack? Yeah, you don't have to come in tomorrow. Or the day after that, or ever again. I heard what you did to Fran. Fraternization is against company policy. You're fired!"

                    I wish I could go to the International Space Station.
                    "We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural

                    RIP Plaidman.

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                    • granted! only...they forgot the air. sorry.

                      i wish i knew why my friend's ignoring me
                      If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy

                      i'm on fb and xbox live; pm me if ya wanna be "friends"
                      ^_^

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                      • Granted. But now you'll never forgive yourself.

                        I wish my cable T.V. was fixed
                        Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -Groucho Marx

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                        • Granted. Now that your cable is back up and running, your tv decides to crap out on you so you still have no tv.

                          I wish I could train the laundry to jump in the dryer by itself.
                          Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                          • granted, but it can't figure out how to start itself.

                            I wish I had $400 in my bank account with no error.
                            It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.

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                            • Granted. You also have a new $500 in bills.

                              I wish I hadn't lost my temper today.

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                              • Granted. But now because you kept your temper, you've lost your cool and now the FBI is on the lookout for it.

                                I wish I didn't feel so gassy tonight . . .
                                Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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