You want it HOW long?

[fireheart]

So my boyfriend and I picked up Subway last night for dinner. Since it's dinner, I'll usually go with a footlong sub.

I told the girl what I wanted (footlong roasted chicken with lettuce, capsicum, carrot, mayo, pepper and old english cheese) and then she asked my boyfriend what he wanted.

Boyfriend: Can I get a 12-foot long chicken fillet on....
Me: 12-footlong sub?
Boyfriend *realises what he just said*: I meant 12-inch!
Me:

Purely unintentional of course, but in a place like Subway you really can't be sure now can you?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

A 12-footlong? *snerk*

That would choke even John Holmes . . . but boy what a way to go.

[PepperElf]

even the hedgehog would be jealous!

[Mr Hero]

I read the title expecting something else.

[dalesys]

I read the title expecting something else.

I expectorated something else...

[fireheart]

actually the day before had a random blurt out moment as well. When I'd rocked up to my boyfriend's house straight from work, I was wearing a top that was somewhat low-cut. His sister takes one look at me and screams "Oh my god, you have BOOBS!"
Boyfriend's mum:
Boyfriend:
Me:

What made it hilarious was just the fact that she'd randomly blurted it out.

[Captain Trips]

A 12-footlong? *snerk*

That would choke even John Holmes . . . but boy what a way to go.

Forget John Holmes, that would choke Linda Lovelace!

[Cazzi]

Not quite to do with length, but one session at the slimming class I go to the computers were being awkward, so the class leader asked us all to give our total weight loss to date.

I proudly blurted out, I've lost a total of one pound 8 ounces (instead of one stone 8 pounds)

It raised a laugh