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  • Girl Genius: this is so true

    http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comi...0#.Vgz3jPlViko

    I mean it, you do not need some overly thought out plan. Just write an email, send a text, use a phone, say it truly and often.

    Seriously, do not build and send an Army to tell someone "I love you" (unless you are crazy like me and want to send a gift, I could use an Army or two , Flamethrowers are nice too.).
    I might be crazy, but I'm not Insane.

    What? You don't play with flamethrowers on the weekends? You are strange.

  • #2
    Quoth Gilhelmi View Post
    http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comi...0#.Vgz3jPlViko

    I mean it, you do not need some overly thought out plan. Just write an email, send a text, use a phone, say it truly and often.

    Seriously, do not build and send an Army to tell someone "I love you" (unless you are crazy like me and want to send a gift, I could use an Army or two , Flamethrowers are nice too.).
    To be fair, this is Agatha we're talking about, who once commented "People keep giving me rings, but I think a small death ray might be more practical."

    And don't try to suggest the simplest course of action to a Spark. Sparks have a complexity addiction.
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    • #3
      I admit, I too have a complexity complex. Making situations more "interesting".

      A death ray is like a ring though, showing your feelings of love by giving the person the means to annihilate their enemies. But a whole Army is just overdoing it.
      I might be crazy, but I'm not Insane.

      What? You don't play with flamethrowers on the weekends? You are strange.

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      • #4
        Death rays are generally more portable, too, even when you take into account the redshirts valuable team of technicians you send along with it to keep the blasted thing operating.
        "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
        "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
        "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
        "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
        "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
        "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
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        • #5
          Quoth Gilhelmi View Post
          I mean it, you do not need some overly thought out plan.

          Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
          ...don't try to suggest the simplest course of action to a Spark.

          On the gripping hand, if HIGGS is physically accosting you with a "suggestion," my advice is to follow it.

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          • #6
            Quoth sms001 View Post
            On the gripping hand, if HIGGS is physically accosting you with a "suggestion," my advice is to follow it.
            I'd have to agree with that. Of the main cast, he's the one I'd least want to tangle with.
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            • #7
              Quoth sms001 View Post
              On the gripping hand, if HIGGS is physically accosting you with a "suggestion," my advice is to follow it.
              I see we have a science fiction fan of Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle amongst us.
              "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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              • #8
                Well, he does have a nice hat. That tends to mark one as somebody you should listen to
                "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
                Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
                "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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                • #9
                  Quoth sms001 View Post
                  On the gripping hand, if HIGGS is physically accosting you with a "suggestion," my advice is to follow it.
                  Valid point. He is the Unstoppable Airman Higgs, after all. The man took a punch square in the face from a crazed Muse-clank that would have killed a man, and just looked vaguely annoyed.
                  PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

                  There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
                    To be fair, this is Agatha we're talking about, who once commented "People keep giving me rings, but I think a small death ray might be more practical."
                    So build the death ray into the ring. Simple.
                    "If your day is filled with firefighting, you need to start taking the matches away from the toddlers…” - HM

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Crossbow View Post
                      So build the death ray into the ring. Simple.
                      You mean like this?
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                      • #12
                        Quoth Crossbow View Post
                        So build the death ray into the ring. Simple.
                        Quoth lordlundar View Post
                        You mean like this?
                        I was thinking it might be more like this one.
                        "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
                          I was thinking it might be more like this one.
                          Eh, you haven't seen that ring in action. Picture being slowly crushed to death effortlessly by your own body and there's nothing you can do about it. To add, iirc that is one of the WEAKER rings.

                          Yeah, energy beam from the ring? Either I dodge it or it's a quick death. That Mimbari ring however, yeesh!
                          I AM the evil bastard!
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