SC bought the "Super Wash" option on our automated car wash.
5 minutes later:
SC: You gave me the wrong wash! I wanted the super wash!
Me: (having a good memory, at least when it comes to what happened 5 minutes ago) No, I sold you the superwash.
SC: No you didn't! (hands me piece of paper with wash code printed on it)
Me: Yes it says there "Super Wash", right above "Discount -$1" (you get a dollar off if you spend $20 or more on fuel)
SC: Super wash is meant to have soap! The soap didn't work.
Me: No, Super Wash is a double pass with water. Express Wash is single pass with just water.
SC: No it's meant to have soap! I wanted soap!
Me: Well you should have asked for this option (points to sign, and reads) "Wash with soap".
SC: But that says soap! I want wax!
Me: Then you should have asked for wash with wax.
SC: But that doesn't have soap!
Me: (thinks ah, this idiot didn't bother asking and just assumed that "Super Wash" was the same as "Wash with Soap and Wax") Wash with soap and wax is an extra $2.
SC: OK I'll be back... (disappears)
He came back with the credit card that he'd used to pay for the fuel. I should have charged him full price for a wash with soap and wax, but opted for only the extra $2 instead (just to get rid of him quicker).
The card was rejected, and he threw a $5 note onto the counter. I gave him the wash code and $3 change and he buggered off.
5 minutes later:
SC: You gave me the wrong wash! I wanted the super wash!
Me: (having a good memory, at least when it comes to what happened 5 minutes ago) No, I sold you the superwash.
SC: No you didn't! (hands me piece of paper with wash code printed on it)
Me: Yes it says there "Super Wash", right above "Discount -$1" (you get a dollar off if you spend $20 or more on fuel)
SC: Super wash is meant to have soap! The soap didn't work.
Me: No, Super Wash is a double pass with water. Express Wash is single pass with just water.
SC: No it's meant to have soap! I wanted soap!
Me: Well you should have asked for this option (points to sign, and reads) "Wash with soap".
SC: But that says soap! I want wax!
Me: Then you should have asked for wash with wax.
SC: But that doesn't have soap!
Me: (thinks ah, this idiot didn't bother asking and just assumed that "Super Wash" was the same as "Wash with Soap and Wax") Wash with soap and wax is an extra $2.
SC: OK I'll be back... (disappears)
He came back with the credit card that he'd used to pay for the fuel. I should have charged him full price for a wash with soap and wax, but opted for only the extra $2 instead (just to get rid of him quicker).
The card was rejected, and he threw a $5 note onto the counter. I gave him the wash code and $3 change and he buggered off.
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