Star Trek Plot Generator

[PepperElf]

http://www.impossiblefunky.com/tngpg.html


I did one of these for another message board I was on, but tailored my answers to what was popular there. (like how one poster's cat had taken a dump in his walnut tumbling media thinking it was cat litter).... so I figured what the hell I'll do one for here too.

Note: yes I always kill Troi. I hate her.

and *waves to GK* hope you don't mine me putting you in as the "cameo"

Star Trek:Entitlement Whores

Written By:PepperElf
The film opens with some credits that make the audience's eyes hurt.

After the credits, we see a Black Friday stampede at the local retail store. This confuses the audience to no end.

Next, we cut to the Enterprise. Throughout the movie, the ship interiors are filmed too dark to see things clearly. On the Enterprise, we see the TNG crew. They are drinking water while looking at their computer screens. During this scene, Picard complains about people who cut in line.

There is an incoming hail, where Picard is instructed that Picard and the TNG crew must check out the sales at the electronics store. Thus, beginning their mission.

When they arrive at this mission, Data spits up his water onto the computer monitor and violates rule #1.

This scene abruptly switches to a scene involving a fight with an SC who tries to steal someone else's food! This scene could have been very action-packed, but is very short, unfortunately.

Later on, Picard finally finds out that that Entitlement Whore plans to complain at several stores in order to get "compensated" with free gift cards, and thus the plot of the film finally begins.

As the crew work toward resolving this plot, a member of the TNG crew talks to Gravekeeper, though this person doesn't really help anything.

Then, Entitlement Whore, the film's obvious bad guy, is revealed. But Entitlement Whore is not REALLY that bad, because this villian been a "loyal customer" for 10 years, even though the store's only been open for 5.

The crew then learns that RetailWorld is in grave danger! They must come to the rescue!

While they are working on this rescue, Data sings '"Friday" by Rebecca Black.' The audience groans.

A little later, Worf has a tiny purse-dog. This ticks off many Worf fans in the audience.

Later on, Troi, who had nothing else to do in the film, gets thrown under a bus.

A little later, Entitlement Whore tries to make fun of the employees for being employees. The audience doesn't laugh, however.

Trying to resolve things, Picard and his Away Team beam down to the store parking lot. Which looks almost cinematic, but not quite.

Crusher and Geordi do absolutely nothing for the duration of the film.

Soon, Picard and the EW grapple and fight in slow motion. This seems verrrry familiar to the audience, for some reason...

Then, for no reason, someone in the film says 'cockwalletcuntmuffin!' The audience pretends this is cool and edgy.

Finally, the crew discovers that Entitlement Whore has a Customer-Time Watch! This makes the situation very dangerous!

In reaction to this, one of the crewmembers says 'DIE IN A FIRE!' ...even though this makes no sense.

In their attempts to stop Entitlement Whore, a Nice Customer tells the EW to STFU and get back in line. This looks really cool... but doesn't stop Entitlement Whore.

Soon, Riker shoots at Wesley (cos you know you want him to). But this doesn't help anything.

There is a final showdown in a nebula called CustomersSuck. Almost defeated, Entitlement Whore, in a fit of rage, attempts to activate his Customer-Time Watch! Time is running out, so Picard beams over and attempts to stop him.

Eventually, Picard violently and mercilessly kills Entitlement Whore by telling them "No means no. You're banned from the store for life.". Picard is almost killed in the process, but luckily a manager with a spine saves Picard at the last moment.

Later, Picard contemplates on what has happened. As a result of this mission, Picard has resolved his problems with people who cut in line. Picard then gives a speech about being polite to cashiers and employees.

The TNG crew then beams back to the Enterprise, which warps off into space.

The TNG theme plays on the soundtrack.

THE END

Congratulations!
You have now written a Next Generation movie
that's just as good as the ones shown at theaters!
Print this movie out and send it to Rick Berman!

[Mytical]

Heh I tried it, but it made less sense then it should..even though it should make very little sense. Some reason locked into seeing Borg, the crew, and Data dance the Macarena no clue why. Will post it when it is done, but it is very very messed up lol.

Star Trek:Juxtaposition

Written By:Mytical

The film opens with some credits that make the audience's eyes hurt.

After the credits, we see sand blowing in the wind. This confuses the audience to no end.

Next, we cut to the Enterprise. Throughout the movie, the ship interiors are filmed too dark to see things clearly. On the Enterprise, we see the TNG crew. They are dancing the Macarena . During this scene, Picard complains about how silly the dance is.

There is an incoming hail, where Picard is instructed that Picard and the TNG crew must retrieve deactivated borg drones. Thus, beginning their mission.

When they arrive at this mission, Data can't stop dancing.

This scene abruptly switches to a scene involving two huge space armies! This scene could have been very action-packed, but is very short, unfortunately.

Later on, Picard finally finds out that Urax is planning to reactivate the drones, and thus the plot of the film finally begins.

As the crew work toward resolving this plot, a member of the TNG crew talks to Quark, though this person doesn't really help anything.

Then, Urax, the film's obvious bad guy, is revealed. But Urax is not REALLY that bad, because this villian wants to stop the borg.

The crew then learns that Earth is in grave danger! They must come to the rescue!

While they are working on this rescue, Data sings 'Macarena.' The audience groans.

A little later, Worf is caught dancing the Macarena. This ticks off many Worf fans in the audience.

Later on, Troi, who had nothing else to do in the film, falls in love.

A little later, the borg dance the Macarena. The audience doesn't laugh, however.

Trying to resolve things, Picard and his Away Team beam down to the A forest. Which looks almost cinematic, but not quite.

Crusher and Geordi do absolutely nothing for the duration of the film.

Soon, . This seems verrrry familiar to the audience, for some reason...

Then, for no reason, someone in the film says 'What the hell is going on!' The audience pretends this is cool and edgy.

Finally, the crew discovers that Urax has a Krax Corvex! This makes the situation very dangerous!

In reaction to this, one of the crewmembers says 'Has everybody gone crazy!' ...even though this makes no sense.

In their attempts to stop Urax, A crewmember sacrifices themselves to destroy a ship. This looks really cool... but doesn't stop Urax.

Soon, Riker shoots at Picard. But this doesn't help anything.

There is a final showdown in a nebula called Hvax Horus. Almost defeated, Urax, in a fit of rage, attempts to activate his Krax Corvex! Time is running out, so Picard beams over and attempts to stop him.

Eventually, Picard violently and mercilessly kills Urax by throwing him into a nest of borg with an explosion strapped to him. Picard is almost killed in the process, but luckily Stan Lee saves Picard at the last moment.

Later, Picard contemplates on what has happened. As a result of this mission, Picard has resolved his problems with how silly the dance is. Picard then gives a speech about evolution.

The TNG crew then beams back to the Enterprise, which warps off into space.

The TNG theme plays on the soundtrack.

Hehe not near as good as the OP's. Do not try to understand the crazy that is my thought process.

[Demolition Man]

Okay here's my attempt at one. Enjoy!

Star Trek: The Office

Written By:Michael Scott

The film opens with some credits that make the audience's eyes hurt.

After the credits, we see a stack of paper burning. This confuses the audience to no end.

Next, we cut to the Enterprise. Throughout the movie, the ship interiors are filmed too dark to see things clearly. On the Enterprise, we see the TNG crew. They are surveying an section around the neutral zone. During this scene, Picard complains about crappy cheap paper from Space Mart.

There is an incoming hail, where Picard is instructed that Picard and the TNG crew must Scranton, PA to investigate Dunder Mifflin. Thus, beginning their mission.

When they arrive at this mission, Data starts acting like Dwight Schrute.

This scene abruptly switches to a scene involving Dwight and Andy having a duel in the parking lot over Angela! This scene could have been very action-packed, but is very short, unfortunately.

Later on, Picard finally finds out that that Toby plans on stopping Casual Friday, and thus the plot of the film finally begins.

As the crew work toward resolving this plot, a member of the TNG crew talks to Q, though this person doesn't really help anything.

Then, Toby Flenderson, the film's obvious bad guy, is revealed. But Toby Flenderson is not REALLY that bad, because this villian is always picked on.

The crew then learns that Pamela Halpert in grave danger! They must come to the rescue!

While they are working on this rescue, Data sings 'Freebird.' The audience groans.

A little later, Worf is forced to wear the sumo suit during a meeting. This ticks off many Worf fans in the audience.

Later on, Troi, who had nothing else to do in the film, gets drunk with Meredith.

A little later, Riker tries to escape from Kelly Kapour. The audience doesn't laugh, however.

Trying to resolve things, Picard and his Away Team beam down to the downtown of Scranton. Which looks almost cinematic, but not quite.

Crusher and Geordi do absolutely nothing for the duration of the film.

Soon, Michael Scott fakes his death. This seems verrrry familiar to the audience, for some reason...

Then, for no reason, someone in the film says 'Assballs!' The audience pretends this is cool and edgy.

Finally, the crew discovers that Toby Flenderson has corporate approval to end Casual Friday! This makes the situation very dangerous!

In reaction to this, one of the crewmembers says 'The line ends here!' ...even though this makes no sense.

In their attempts to stop Toby Flenderson, Crewmen go on the roof to fix the TV antenna. This looks really cool... but doesn't stop Toby Flenderson.

Soon, Riker shoots at Creed Bratton. But this doesn't help anything.

There is a final showdown in a nebula called The Warehose. Almost defeated, Toby Flenderson, in a fit of rage, attempts to activate the cellphone to finalize the death of Casual Friday! Time is running out, so Picard beams over and attempts to stop him.

Eventually, Picard violently and mercilessly kills Toby Flenderson by setting Toby on fire. Picard is almost killed in the process, but luckily Jim Halpert saves Picard at the last moment.

Later, Picard contemplates on what has happened. As a result of this mission, Picard has resolved his problems with crappy cheap paper from Space Mart. Picard then gives a speech about comparing Starfleet to office ethics.

The TNG crew then beams back to the Enterprise, which warps off into space.

The TNG theme plays on the soundtrack.

THE END

[Nurian]

Star Trek:Retribution

Written By:Armydeone

The film opens with some credits that make the audience's eyes hurt.

After the credits, we see A fire. This confuses the audience to no end.

Next, we cut to the Enterprise. Throughout the movie, the ship interiors are filmed too dark to see things clearly. On the Enterprise, we see the TNG crew. They are shooting old guns. During this scene, Picard complains about his toupee.

There is an incoming hail, where Picard is instructed that Picard and the TNG crew must quell an uprising. Thus, beginning their mission.

When they arrive at this mission, Data wears goofy clothes.

This scene abruptly switches to a scene involving an exploding sun! This scene could have been very action-packed, but is very short, unfortunately.

Later on, Picard finally finds out that a new alien race, and thus the plot of the film finally begins.

As the crew work toward resolving this plot, a member of the TNG crew talks to Kirk, though this person doesn't really help anything.

Then, Tuloba, the film's obvious bad guy, is revealed. But Tuloba is not REALLY that bad, because this villian was raised this way.

The crew then learns that Risa is in grave danger! They must come to the rescue!

While they are working on this rescue, Data sings 'A Pirate King.' The audience groans.

A little later, Worf is slimed. This ticks off many Worf fans in the audience.

Later on, Troi, who had nothing else to do in the film, performs a seance.

A little later, Tom Servo joins. The audience doesn't laugh, however.

Trying to resolve things, Picard and his Away Team beam down to the forrest. Which looks almost cinematic, but not quite.

Crusher and Geordi do absolutely nothing for the duration of the film.

Soon, Picard screams Tuloba's name. This seems verrrry familiar to the audience, for some reason...

Then, for no reason, someone in the film says 'Bollucks!' The audience pretends this is cool and edgy.

Finally, the crew discovers that Tuloba has a planet imploding device! This makes the situation very dangerous!

In reaction to this, one of the crewmembers says 'RUN AWAY!' ...even though this makes no sense.

In their attempts to stop Tuloba, Picard's covered in green blood. This looks really cool... but doesn't stop Tuloba.

Soon, Riker shoots at Tom Servo. But this doesn't help anything.

There is a final showdown in a nebula called Hawkshead. Almost defeated, Tuloba, in a fit of rage, attempts to activate his planet imploding device! Time is running out, so Picard beams over and attempts to stop him.

Eventually, Picard violently and mercilessly kills Tuloba by shooting. Picard is almost killed in the process, but luckily Tom Servo saves Picard at the last moment.

Later, Picard contemplates on what has happened. As a result of this mission, Picard has resolved his problems with his toupee. Picard then gives a speech about nihilism.

The TNG crew then beams back to the Enterprise, which warps off into space.

The TNG theme plays on the soundtrack.

HeheheI've been watching too much MST3K

[Demolition Man]

Here's another one....

Star Trek: RAW

Written By: Unknown WWE Writer

The film opens with some credits that make the audience's eyes hurt.

After the credits, we see clips of wrestling matches from WWE RAW. This confuses the audience to no end.

Next, we cut to the Enterprise. Throughout the movie, the ship interiors are filmed too dark to see things clearly. On the Enterprise, we see the TNG crew. They are patrolling around the Klingon border. During this scene, Picard complains about the lack of action.

There is an incoming hail, where Picard is instructed that Picard and the TNG crew must help an Klingon ship being attacked by stealthed ships. Thus, beginning their mission.

When they arrive at this mission, Data acts like a stand up comedian.

This scene abruptly switches to a scene involving a space battle with the cloaked fighters that leads to them going back in time through a rift to the year 2011! This scene could have been very action-packed, but is very short, unfortunately.

Later on, Picard finally finds out that that the cloaked ship is an unidentified alien race that warped them back in time. Their leader turns out to be John Cena who wants to turn the human race into mindless zombies, and thus the plot of the film finally begins.

As the crew work toward resolving this plot, a member of the TNG crew talks to Q, though this person doesn't really help anything.

Then, John Cena, the film's obvious bad guy, is revealed. But John Cena is not REALLY that bad, because this villain must bring order to chaos.

The crew then learns that Earth is in grave danger! They must come to the rescue!

While they are working on this rescue, Data sings 'Friday.' The audience groans.

A little later, Worf has to wear a chicken suit and is teamed with Santino. This ticks off many Worf fans in the audience.

Later on, Troi, who had nothing else to do in the film, is seen backstage with Zack Ryder.

A little later, Data tries to joke around with The Great Khali. The audience doesn't laugh, however.

Trying to resolve things, Picard and his Away Team beam down to an small village in New York. Which looks almost cinematic, but not quite.

Crusher and Geordi do absolutely nothing for the duration of the film.

Soon, The time-travel plot rips off The Voyage Home. This seems verrrry familiar to the audience, for some reason...

Then, for no reason, someone in the film says 'Asshole!' The audience pretends this is cool and edgy.

Finally, the crew discovers that John Cena has a Mind Control Watch! This makes the situation very dangerous!

In reaction to this, one of the crewmembers says 'Time to rumble in the ring!' ...even though this makes no sense.

In their attempts to stop John Cena, The Enterprise has to land on The Moon to hide. This looks really cool... but doesn't stop John Cena.

Soon, Riker shoots at some aliens. But this doesn't help anything.

There is a final showdown in a nebula called The Soeken Rift. Almost defeated, John Cena, in a fit of rage, attempts to activate his Mind Control Watch! Time is running out, so Picard beams over and attempts to stop him.

Eventually, Picard violently and mercilessly kills John Cena by using his laser gun to shoot Cena before he could finalize the Zombie Mechanism on his watch. Picard is almost killed in the process, but luckily Randy Orton saves Picard at the last moment.

Later, Picard contemplates on what has happened. As a result of this mission, Picard has resolved his problems with the lack of action. Picard then gives a speech about the death of one is sometimes worth it to save a race.

The TNG crew then beams back to the Enterprise, which warps off into space.

The TNG theme plays on the soundtrack.

[ThanosIsKing]

This one makes ZERO sense. My hat's off to anyone who actually sees a coherent plot here:

Star Trek:Jerkoffs

Written By:Thanos
The film opens with some credits that make the audience's eyes hurt.

After the credits, we see huggles!. This confuses the audience to no end.

Next, we cut to the Enterprise. Throughout the movie, the ship interiors are filmed too dark to see things clearly. On the Enterprise, we see the TNG crew. They are at a silly silly doing silly things. During this scene, Picard complains about complaining.

There is an incoming hail, where Picard is instructed that Picard and the TNG crew must destroy the Mahna-Mahnas. Thus, beginning their mission.

When they arrive at this mission, Data goofs off in a goofy manner.

This scene abruptly switches to a scene involving James Bond armed with a flounder! This scene could have been very action-packed, but is very short, unfortunately.

Later on, Picard finally finds out that hammerhead sharks really like grilled cheese sandwiches, and thus the plot of the film finally begins.

As the crew work toward resolving this plot, a member of the TNG crew talks to BRIAN BLESSED, though this person doesn't really help anything.

Then, 78yut6ryhujygtfrhjutryuk, the film's obvious bad guy, is revealed. But 78yut6ryhujygtfrhjutryuk is not REALLY that bad, because this villian likes to play Hot Cross Buns on the bagpipes.

The crew then learns that Ceti Alpha V is in grave danger! They must come to the rescue!

While they are working on this rescue, Data sings 'Do You Want To Date My Avatar.' The audience groans.

A little later, Worf has his nose booped a lot. This ticks off many Worf fans in the audience.

Later on, Troi, who had nothing else to do in the film, dies in a tragic mishap involving ramen noodles and a basketball.

A little later, Wesley is punched out by Wil Wheaton. The audience doesn't laugh, however.

Trying to resolve things, Picard and his Away Team beam down to the Arctic. Which looks almost cinematic, but not quite.

Crusher and Geordi do absolutely nothing for the duration of the film.

Soon, Data gives the Vulcan Nerve Pinch to Picard. This seems verrrry familiar to the audience, for some reason...

Then, for no reason, someone in the film says 'Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck!' The audience pretends this is cool and edgy.

Finally, the crew discovers that 78yut6ryhujygtfrhjutryuk has a reality randomizer! This makes the situation very dangerous!

In reaction to this, one of the crewmembers says 'I AM A BANANA!' ...even though this makes no sense.

In their attempts to stop 78yut6ryhujygtfrhjutryuk, The Enterprise and Unicron have tea together. This looks really cool... but doesn't stop 78yut6ryhujygtfrhjutryuk.

Soon, Riker shoots at Wesley. But this doesn't help anything.

There is a final showdown in a nebula called The Ioggljkdsgj Expanse. Almost defeated, 78yut6ryhujygtfrhjutryuk, in a fit of rage, attempts to activate his reality randomizer! Time is running out, so Picard beams over and attempts to stop him.

Eventually, Picard violently and mercilessly kills 78yut6ryhujygtfrhjutryuk by putting Friday by Rebecca Black on endless loop. Picard is almost killed in the process, but luckily The Doctor saves Picard at the last moment.

Later, Picard contemplates on what has happened. As a result of this mission, Picard has resolved his problems with complaining. Picard then gives a speech about making Hot Cross Buns with a flamethrower.

The TNG crew then beams back to the Enterprise, which warps off into space.

The TNG theme plays on the soundtrack.

THE END

Congratulations!
You have now written a Next Generation movie
that's just as good as the ones shown at theaters!
Print this movie out and send it to Rick Berman!