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Quoth Argus View PostSantiago's Jagerizer might be handy."Sigh, I'm going to Hell.....but I'm going with a smile on my face." -- Gravekeeper
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Quoth MoonCat View PostAnd yet corporate still buys the story that employees are responsible for most of their theft.
But it is a handy excuse to keep wages low. "Maybe if you weren't stealing us blind we could afford to pay you a living wage."
Aside: My company has a bunch of "small town" stores located in, well, small towns that aren't even big enough for a Walmart. There is no LP presence whatsoever in any of these stores. No cameras on the salesfloor and nobody to watch them even if there were. One of my co-workers used to work at one of these stores and she said word got around town quickly that it was stupid easy to steal from that store. She was finding several empty makeup packages stashed around the store every day.
She even saw people walking around with things concealed under their clothes. Oh yeah, the employees aren't allowed to chase and apprehend shoplifters either.
Of course, this also makes it easy for the employees to steal and not get caught. If there were any cameras in that store, they would have to be above the registers to prevent people from stealing money.
He looks like a high-functionink member uf society.Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily
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Loss of something perishable sucks no matter what, as you either end up with actual stolen goods leaving the building, or the goods sitting on the shelf, hiding behind the cereal -- then you get to damage them out, as there's no telling how long they've been out of the cooler. If you're LUCKY, you find them the day that they were hidden...>_>
Quoth ADeMartino View PostAs long as dey neffer lose der hat! Any plan vhere hyu lose hyur hat is a BAD PLAN.
Quoth Ironclad Alibi View PostBecaz dey iz not schmott guyz!Last edited by EricKei; 05-26-2014, 07:50 PM."For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
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"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me
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Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Postword got around town quickly that it was stupid easy to steal from that store.
Last Thanksgiving, someone waltzed out with 6 bags of jumbo frozen shrimp (from what I heard they had some rolling luggage as their 'reusable bag' like a few people do..why do we even allow that in the store?) Seafood Guy got yelled at...he wasn't even on the floor when it happened. But it's his department, so he's expected to predict and stop any theft."I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor
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Vat? How deed Hy miss dis much Jäger fun? Hy must hef been uff chasink hets.The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
"Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
Hoc spatio locantur.
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Oh, yah! It's even betta for us mods! Ve must vear mhenny mhenny hets..."For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me
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Quoth EricKei View PostOh, yah! It's even betta for us mods! Ve must vear mhenny mhenny hets...I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
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Quoth Mike Taylor View PostVat?! Hyu veren' protectink de Heterodyne? For sheme!The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
"Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
Hoc spatio locantur.
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Ve's gettink pretty far off de topic, yah? Let'z tolk about de not-so-schmott guy goink in de paddy vaggon.PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!
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